Genie

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
>
> The wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the
> biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we have to go up
> there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
> going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
>
> A warm voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
> all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
> near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> window?"
>
> "Uh...yes, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
> & nbsp;
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You
> see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep
> the last one for myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
> life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
> do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
>
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And y our homes will always be
> safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
> woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
> wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
> now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right. Considering the genie's generosity and our good fortune, I
> guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
> you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
> the afternoon in wild abandon.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
> looked directly into her eyes and asked,
>
> "How old are you and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "No kidding." he said.
>
> "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

 

LMAO That was classic.

 

I can see Shard pulling this off.

 

<div class="quote_poster">Legacy Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">But not Nick Mockford. He's probably the genie.</div>

Uh, did you even get the joke?