Lion's coach arrested!

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    Indecent exposure is putting it nicely - the guy was driving around stark naked.
     
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    I wonder if he was listening to Free Bird on the radio at the time :rock:
     
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    mep...To much double posting!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DaPackersGb)</div><div class='quotemain'>mep...To much double posting!</div>
    Hey if the admin himself can do it then it's free game in my book. Besides it's not easy being the only one here during the day shift. :whistle:
     
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    The sad things is more and more people are jumping on the Lions as a "sleeper" bandwagon

    I like Martz and Henderson. Marneli is tough but there is a difference in being tough and a good Head Coach.

    In my opinion they're a couple of years away and that's if Millen has some good drafts. He should be thanking god everyday that he hasn't been let go yet. 2 Draft picks gone in one year so far. Mike Williams is next. Kevin Jones is slowly developing. Roy Williams needs to breakout or I'm going to have to lable him a bust as well even though he was one of my favorite prospects in the last 5 years.
     
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    Beat ya to it bakes. 1 more for the Dwo! woooooooo!
     
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    ?Joe has had problems with alcohol before,? said Lions president Matt Millen, ?but there are plenty of rehab options available for that. There?s really no twelve-step program for driving around naked.?
    Nude driving has been certified by the American Psychiatric Association as a mental disorder, and is referred to by clinical professionals as ?transient frontal lobe subluxation?, which Lions trainer Jake Gaskins translates as ?brain cramp?. Most Americans refer to the disorder as ?Godiva Syndrome?, after the Anglo-Saxon noblewoman who rode a horse naked through the streets of Coventry, England at her husband?s request in exchange for his agreement to reduce taxes on his tenants.

    In the absence of a recognized therapeutic technique to cure the disorder, Lions? strength and conditioning staff have planned to use the "Herc Eye for the Butt Guy" amateur treatment which they say will begin with a visit to a show by the Chippendales, a male strip-tease troupe, at a nightclub in an undisclosed Detroit suburb tonight. ?We want Joe to understand there?s nothing pretty about the typical male body, and if there is, then there?s something seriously wrong with the guy,? said strength and conditioning coach Ben Anthony.

    ?Tomorrow we?ll take him to a body-building competition where the men get so slicked up it?ll make you sick,? Anthony said with a tone of disgust.

    Finally, on Sunday, we?ll deliver the knockout punch. A visit to the steam room at the Boll Family YMCA. If that doesn?t cure him,? trainer Gaskins said, ?there?s no hope.?
     

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