You can have Brian Cook and Sasha Vujacic in exchange for a maestro of a new stylist for Vanessa Bryant. Thanks for taking Smush Parker, Devin Green, and yes, a terribly overpaid Shaquille O'Neal off our backs. It didn't go unnoticed. Now I must head off to recalibrate my magic wand. It seems to have malfunctioned. Very respectfully yours, Mitch Kuptchak