A Man Walks Into A Bar

> A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down
> and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks
> up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into
> the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
> high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into
> the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the
> counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again
> and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in
> front of the piano. The little man sits down at the
> piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
> "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
> The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This
> time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the
> bartender and says, "Here. Rub it."
> So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a
> gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before
> him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each
> person is only allowed one!"
> The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he
> says, "I want a million bucks!"
> A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is
> soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty
> soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they
> keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says,
> "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked
> for a million bucks, not a million ducks"
> "No ****!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked
> for a 12 inch pianist?"