What a Day!

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  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    <font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I</span></font> <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="black"><span style="color: black fontfamily Comic Sans MS">rear-ended a car this morning.
    I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
    The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
    He was a DWARF!!
    He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
    So I said, "Well, then, which one ARE you?"</span></font>
     
  2. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    That was pretty damn good.
     
  3. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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  4. CelticKing

    CelticKing The Green Monster

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  5. Arrpy

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    lol, I herd it before, but it's still as funny as the first time!
     
  6. bbwMax

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    lol i actually thought you were being serious then i got it lol
     
  7. tcaplayah

    tcaplayah JBB JustBBall Member

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    haha lol!
     
  8. Hunter

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    Im not going to lie, that took me a good thirty seconds after reading the joke twice to understand....hahaha</p>
     

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