<font>Hornswoggle is the latest of World Wrestling Entertainment stars to begin writing blogs for FHM Magazine's website, talking about the discovery that he's apart of the McMahon family.Here are some highlights from the blog:Well, the biggest mystery of the summer has finally been revealed. I am Mr. McMahon’s son. I always had a feeling that it was me. Now that it’s been confirmed I could not be happier! This means that I am now part of a billion dollar family.I’ve only had a few days to let the fact that I am now Hornswoggle McMahon sink in, but I already thought about a few things that I could do with my portion of the billions. First off, I think I might move out of my current residence under the ring. As the son of a billionaire, I think that I will look for something a little bigger and more prestigious. I am thinking of maybe buying a new house under a house or even a house under an arena. That would be nice. I still haven’t worked out all the details yet, but I am hoping that I have access to Dad’s private jet and all the other amenities that come with being the son of a billionaire.</font>
This is one of the most retarded things ever. The WWE couldn't have come up with something more creative? Like maybe making Triple H a McMahon? That would have been something that would have made me tune in
It's been pretty muchconfirmed that Kennedy was supposed to be Vince's son, but they had to change it at the last minute because of his suspension. I think they are going to keep the storyline going for another few weeks, as Vince will deny that Hornswoggle is reallt his son and probably demand a blood test. And when Kennedy's suspension is over, I think he will be revealed as Mr/ McMahon's real son.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (44Thrilla)</div><div class='quotemain'>It's been pretty much confirmed that Kennedy was supposed to be Vince's son, but they had to change it at the last minute because of his suspension. I think they are going to keep the storyline going for another few weeks, as Vince will deny that Hornswoggle is reallt his son and probably demand a blood test. And when Kennedy's suspension is over, I think he will be revealed as Mr/ McMahon's real son.</div> ... that woud be awesome!</p> -Petey</p>
He is the little guy, right?</p> Hmm. Hard to believe that this longwinded, built-up storyline ended with a fart noise. The WWE hasn't done that before. They always have a big pay-off their fans can appreciate.</p> Er, except for the Gobblety-gooker... and the Higher Power... and...</p>
The only way the WWE will return to actual "entertainment" will be having Linda cheat on Vince with Triple H, Stephanie goes ballistic and threatens to kill her mother, and Shane finds out that he's Ric Flair's son, and in an ironic twist, Triple H's brother after Hunter is told that Ric is also his father. Wooooo...stylin' and profilin'.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dark Hero)</div><div class='quotemain'>OMG how stupid is this WWE is falling apart little by little...</div> agree, just boring, stories that don't make sense.</p> Watch UFC guys. (real wrestling)</p>
