Da Bears: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53698 Albert Haynesworth: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53699 "I just wanted to make sure the guy was dead." Heh heh...
haha i love the Onion its really funny when i read the articles, its actually funny though that sometimes other countries like China actually run the articles in their news like once there was an article about Congress and football stadiums or something and it was absolutely ridiculous and China ran it as their main storyline of the day. funny stuff