Turd Orifice - Children's Author

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  1. DolfanDale

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    Not exactly. He's supposed to be writing the books with a guy named Courtney Parker. My guess is that Parker is actually writing them and Turd gets to put his name on the them. After all, this was the incompetent moron that actually claimed to be misquoted in his AUTOBIOGRAPHY!

    "Little T Learns To Share" comes out this fall, but I'm more interested in "Little T Learns What Not To Say" which is do next spring and "Little T Learns To Say I'm Sorry" due out next fall. Only in America. Personally, I think Turd would benefit from a "Little T Learns To Count His Pills" project in the near future.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2615372
     
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    TheBeef Commish of FUN!

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    "Little T realizes hes a Big A"....
     
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    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    C'mon guys. This is so obvious - Little T finds one more way to get attention.
     
  4. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    wow thats just.... wow i'm really just speechless
     
  5. DolfanDale

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    Just in case you thought I was making this up, here is the cover.

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  6. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    i guess TO just has a backup plan since hes not gonna be in football for much longer
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>i guess TO just has a backup plan since hes not gonna be in football for much longer</div>
    I dunno 3 touchdowns against the Texans.

    Oh wait...

    It's the Texans..
     
  8. DolfanDale

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porky88)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>i guess TO just has a backup plan since hes not gonna be in football for much longer</div>
    I dunno 3 touchdowns against the Texans.

    Oh wait...

    It's the Texans..</div>
    Will Turd shut up or do we have to listen to "I told you so" all week?
     
  9. Bears#1Fan

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porky88)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>i guess TO just has a backup plan since hes not gonna be in football for much longer</div>
    I dunno 3 touchdowns against the Texans.

    Oh wait...

    It's the Texans..</div>
    Will Turd shut up or do we have to listen to "I told you so" all week?</div>
    it will be i told ya so all week.. and he will go on and on about how he should have been getting the ball like this sooner... yack yack yack
     
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    Phinsuck nfl-*****s member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>Not exactly. He's supposed to be writing the books with a guy named Courtney Parker. My guess is that Parker is actually writing them and Turd gets to put his name on the them. After all, this was the incompetent moron that actually claimed to be misquoted in his AUTOBIOGRAPHY!

    "Little T Learns To Share" comes out this fall, but I'm more interested in "Little T Learns What Not To Say" which is do next spring and "Little T Learns To Say I'm Sorry" due out next fall. Only in America. Personally, I think Turd would benefit from a "Little T Learns To Count His Pills" project in the near future.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2615372</div>
    Little T asks his coach, "WHY THE F*** AM I HERE?!?" and "ARE YOU F*****G KIDDING ME?!?" after losing a game.

    Then his second personality says, "Trust me, Drew, just trust me" after winning a game.

    I think the book should be called "Little T Learns to Swear and Has Multiple Personalities".
     
  11. Cowboy71

    Cowboy71 Dallas Cowboys *********

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>Will Turd shut up or</div>
    I quit reading after that and assumed it was a moment of temporary insanity that you even asked the question.
     

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