Wake n' Bacon

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  1. Dark Defender

    Dark Defender The Dark Passenger

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    http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php</p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.</p>

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    WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.</p>

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    HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.</div></p>

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    Its looks like a pig, lol. </p>

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  2. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    this would be much awesomer if it made scrambled eggs, too. i love eggs.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'>this would be much awesomer if it made scrambled eggs, too. i love eggs.</div> </p>

    Needs to make toast also, can have Eggs and Bacon without any toast</p>

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    What about the English Fry up alarm clock. I'd get up for that.</p>

    Btw English fry-up</p>

    Bacon
    Sausages
    Fried Egg
    Hash Browns
    Musrooms
    Potatoe Things
    Beans
    Fried Bread</p>
     
  5. ToddMacCulloch11

    ToddMacCulloch11 Who me?

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  6. ehmunro

    ehmunro Baddest Honky Mofo Around

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    What about the English Fry up alarm clock. I'd get up for that.</p>

    Btw English fry-up</p>

    Bacon
    Sausages
    Fried Egg
    Hash Browns
    Musrooms
    Potatoe Things
    Beans
    Fried Bread</p>

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    What would they call it? The Coronary Alarm Clock?</p>

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    What about the English Fry up alarm clock. I'd get up for that.</p>

    Btw English fry-up</p>

    Bacon
    Sausages
    Fried Egg
    Hash Browns
    Musrooms
    Potatoe Things
    Beans
    Fried Bread</p></div>

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    Potatoe Things? Fried Bread? Mushrooms? Beans? </p>

    wtf is all this stuff? doesn't sound too good to me hahaha</p>
     
  8. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Peg, it is, trust me.
     

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