http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?S...=2&LayoutType=1 Not sure if this is real or not... A Washington Redskins lineman writes to Madden and EA Sports to complain about his crappy player rating. Even more hilarious, he points out how good Ahmad Carroll is supposed to be, even though the Packers just cut him for stinking it up. Warning for harsh language/profanity ahead...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pack Attack)</div><div class='quotemain'>http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?S...=2&LayoutType=1 Not sure if this is real or not... A Washington Redskins lineman writes to Madden and EA Sports to complain about his crappy player rating. Even more hilarious, he points out how good Ahmad Carroll is supposed to be, even though the Packers just cut him for stinking it up. Warning for harsh language/profanity ahead...</div> Ethan definately didnt write that. I know that for a fact, its not his personality
Yeah, I figured it had to be fake. If it was real, it would be bad PR for the Redskins and Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder would probably frown on it. So yeah...it's a funny parody article.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.</div> This part is the best part of that article.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ranman)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.</div> This part is the best part of that article.</div> . My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. nope that is
