girls ain't nothin but trouble.

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  1. shookem

    shookem Still not a bust

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shookem)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    I've literally slammed the door shut while a crying ex was on the other side. A man's gotta do what ....</p>

    I've got 99 problems, </p></div>

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    my ex is a psycho. i went to wal mart wit my friends to go on a snack run, and that was the night i broke up with her. she literally drove all the way to wal mart and came there, crying and everything. embarrassing as hell. i hadda tell her off. i told her to go home, and went off and had a pretty fun night with my friends.</p>

    biggest drama queen on earth, swear to god. </p>

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    Same thing happened to me with a different bitch of an ex, except this occurred outside a movie threater.</p>

    Me and my friends are hanging out front blazing away when my buddy says, "shit, G, here comes J."</p>

    She gets in my face saying I owe her this and she loves me that, crying, screaming the whole bit.</p>

    I promptly turned to the girl to my left and started making out with her, hand up the shirt and all.</p>

    the ex started balling and just ran away. it worked.</p>

    Another time this bitch would not stop calling me after it was over. We got in a fight when I told her to stop and she called literally every minute for an hour. I unplugged the phone but wanted to order some pizza, and the this point, lady was just cramping my style.</p>

    So I took my phone (one she bought for me and the only one in the house), drove past her place (it was on the way to the pizza shop) got out of the car and placed the phone on the driveway, at which point she comes running outside. I then back up and run over the phone about ten times.</p>

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  2. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shookem)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    Same thing happened to me with a different bitch of an ex, except this occurred outside a movie threater.</p>

    Me and my friends are hanging out front blazing away when my buddy says, "shit, G, here comes J."</p>

    She gets in my face saying I owe her this and she loves me that, crying, screaming the whole bit.</p>

    I promptly turned to the girl to my left and started making out with her, hand up the shirt and all.</p>

    the ex started balling and just ran away. it worked.</p>

    Another time this bitch would not stop calling me after it was over. We got in a fight when I told her to stop and she called literally every minute for an hour. I unplugged the phone but wanted to order some pizza, and the this point, lady was just cramping my style.</p>

    So I took my phone (one she bought for me and the only one in the house), drove past her place (it was on the way to the pizza shop) got out of the car and placed the phone on the driveway, at which point she comes running outside. I then back up and run over the phone about ten times.</p>

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    hahahaha!! that's awesome, you really are my hero! </p>

    damn, i wish i had the chance to do some of those things to my ex.</p>
     
  3. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    glad I'm single. Want to stay single to a girl blows me away...but down here it seems thats unlikely.
     
  4. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'>You need to ask a female about this friend zone thing they've got.</div></p>

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    i've asked 2 girls about it. neither of them know anything about it, and i'd feel awkward askin any of the other girls i know. i actually wiki-ed it, and this came up: Friend Zone</p>

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    but there's nothing to tell if you're in the friend zone. that's what i'm trying to figure out.</p>
     

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