<font face="ARIAL, VERDANA">1. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 2. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 3. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 5. If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 6. Hangovers go away.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA">7. When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA">8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 9. A beer always goes down easy.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 10. You can share a beer with your friends.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 11. Beer is always wet.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA">12. You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 13. A frigid beer is a good beer.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.</font> </p> <font face="ARIAL, VERDANA"> 15. You can enjoy a beer all month long.</font> </p>
Ah, an oldy, but a goody.</p> One drunken night in college we got the list to 100. Of course the next day, half of them weren't funny, but still we hit 100.</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan)</div><div class='quotemain'> Ah, an oldy, but a goody.</p> One drunken night in college we got the list to 100. Of course the next day, half of them weren't funny, but still we hit 100. </p></div> </p> haha, i'd love to see that list. any chance you could remember any of the really good ones?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan)</div><div class='quotemain'> Ah, an oldy, but a goody.</p> One drunken night in college we got the list to 100. Of course the next day, half of them weren't funny, but still we hit 100. </p></div> </p> haha, i'd love to see that list. any chance you could remember any of the really good ones?</div></p> How much do you remember from 1992?</p> </p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> Ah, an oldy, but a goody.</p> One drunken night in college we got the list to 100. Of course the next day, half of them weren't funny, but still we hit 100.</p> </div></p> </p> haha, i'd love to see that list. any chance you could remember any of the really good ones?</div></p> How much do you remember from 1992?</p> </p> </div></p> </p> haha, didn't think so. especially with you bein drunk and all.</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> Ah, an oldy, but a goody.</p> One drunken night in college we got the list to 100. Of course the next day, half of them weren't funny, but still we hit 100.</p> </div></p> </p> haha, i'd love to see that list. any chance you could remember any of the really good ones?</div></p> How much do you remember from 1992?</p> </p> </div></p> </p> Being in my dad's testicles?</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> How much do you remember from 1992?</p> </p> </div></p> </p> Being in my dad's testicles?</p> </div></p> </p> wow, that's amazing. how do remember that??</p>
You know you were just as likely to be chillin in your mother's eggs? Its funny how everyone identifies with the sperm (knowing full well that we were all doing BOTH)</p>
