Chelsea fans

There was this Prostitute who was a Chelsea fan and had Frank Lampard tattoo'd on 1 thigh(she was a big girl obviously) and Petr Cech on the other .Anyway a fella goes in to see her and she say's "who do you support" he say's "Chelsea this week ,why" so she undresses and says "if you can name these players you can have it free" so he has a look and says "don't know who them two are but the one in the middle's Shaun Wright Philips"</p>

 

lol heard that one a while ago. Works better if you say it was a black girl and the guy says 'i don't know the other two but the one in the middle with the Frizzy hair and the big lips is SWP</p>

 

<font face="Arial" size="2">yea i think maxs suited better</font></p>

 

max's version works better.</p>

the joke wasnt that funny tbh, and im not saying that cos im a chelsea fan.</p>

 

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH, Good joke </p>

 

another ripping on chelski!!!</p>

 

<font face="Arial">What's the difference between a Chelsea fan and an Onion?</font></p>

<font face="Arial">No-one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.</font></p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Hudge)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<font face="Arial">What's the difference between a Chelsea fan and an Onion?</font></p>

<font face="Arial">No-one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.</font></p>

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Haha i've actually dribbled a little</p>

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<font face="Arial" size="2">i can just imagine rows of chelsea fans + rows of onions lol nice 1 Hudge</font></p>

 

What happened to the chelsea fans here, all I see is Wolf supporting it!!, guess theyre back supporting Arsenal,Manu,Liverpool! Great Fans, gotta love chelsea!</p>

 

Wolf's already turning back to Sunderland!</p>

 

Lol thats a good one.</p>