New England Patriots Administer Fierce Rectal Pounding on Bengals

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  1. ehmunro

    ehmunro Baddest Honky Mofo Around

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    Let's face it, if the Browns cracked the half-century mark against the Bengals "defense", the Patriots could threaten the NFL single game scoring mark if they wanted. So may as well start the Cincinnati obit now.
     
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    You might think that the Bengals are in for a whuppin, but you might think again. When I take into consideration the Bengals run-ins with Johnny Law, I think we may have found a team with the lack of moral compass to get down and dirty with the Patsies. Yes, the Bengal D is that great, but, in football, both teams get an opportunity to score and the Bengals have a pretty potent offense. Heaven help us if the Bengals suspect that the Patriots are cheating them. Chris Henry might jump out of the stands andturn the highlight film into the opening scene from KCGSC's favorite movie, The Last Boy Scout. I must admit that I'm a bit surprised that the Patriots and, perhaps, it's fanbaseare soooooooo looking forward to administering a "rectal pounding" but I would be careful when hunting Bengal. These are guys who know the inside of the "pokey" and, even their seemingly straight laced QB, has his own Cornhole Classic.</p>

    http://sportstwo.com/Thread/View/NFL/CINCINNATI/90143</p>
     
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    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    Oh, sure. That's it. Jinx the cheaters.</p>

    Personally, I would not mind seeing ocho cinco do a little dance well several of 'em if you smell what I'm cooking.</p>
     
  4. ehmunro

    ehmunro Baddest Honky Mofo Around

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    Carson Palmer likes his sausages "bigger than the buns"</p>

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    ButCarsonisacommunitykindofguy.Heevensponsorshisowncornholetournament</p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CarsonPalmer)</div><div class='quotemain'>Palmer developed the idea for the event soon after being introduced to the sport of cornhole while living in Cincinnati. "Shae and I got hooked on playing cornhole right after we moved out here. We have wanted to do an event that incorporates the sport for the past few years so we are excited that it's finally going to happen," said Palmer.</div></p>

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    Maybethat'swhatWreckswasdoinghere? He just wants to be a champion cornholer.</p>

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  5. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    You might think that the Bengals are in for a whuppin, but you might think again. When I take into consideration the Bengals run-ins with Johnny Law, I think we may have found a team with the lack of moral compass to get down and dirty with the Patsies. Yes, the Bengal D is that great, but, in football, both teams get an opportunity to score and the Bengals have a pretty potent offense. Heaven help us if the Bengals suspect that the Patriots are cheating them. Chris Henry might jump out of the stands andturn the highlight film into the opening scene from KCGSC's favorite movie, The Last Boy Scout. I must admit that I'm a bit surprised that the Patriots and, perhaps, it's fanbaseare soooooooo looking forward to administering a "rectal pounding" but I would be careful when hunting Bengal. These are guys who know the inside of the "pokey" and, even their seemingly straight laced QB, has his own Cornhole Classic.</p>

    http://sportstwo.com/Thread/View/NFL/CINCINNATI/90143</p>

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    Since you brought it up, <strike>I'll beat ehmunro to the punch by posting this picture </strike><font color="#ff0000">Nevermind, ehmunro is too fast with his sausage......... picture </font></p>

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    What was Carson Palmer thinking when he let them take that picture? They must have paid him a pretty penny.</p>
     
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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Especially in ultra conservative Cincinnati</p>
     
  8. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'm taking Cincinnati to win the game.</p>
     
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    They're gonna have to do it one dimensional then. Rudi Johnson isn't gonna play. Even if he did, I don't think it would've made much of a difference anyway.</p>
     
  10. huevonkiller

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dissonance19)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    They're gonna have to do it one dimensional then. Rudi Johnson isn't gonna play. Even if he did, I don't think it would've made much of a difference anyway.</p>

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    Kenny Watson wasn't that bad, he had 9 carries for 60 yards in his last game, and the Bengals play better at home of course, the CLE game was on the road. I picked them to win.</p>

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    New England moving the ball immediately, Cincinnati loses another linebacker. New England well on its way to 50.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ehmunro)</div><div class='quotemain'>New England well on its way to 50.</div></p>

    50 What? Hidden cameras on the field? lol.</p>
     
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    Moss has over half of Brady's touchdowns and already has 7. What a beast, let's give some credit to that guy.</p>
     
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    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

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    Moss is awesome, I'm so glad I drafted him in fantasy football lol.</p>
     
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    ehmunro Baddest Honky Mofo Around

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    They ran the ball nearly the whole game using their backup RB and still managed 34 points. It looks more and more like the first real test will come against Indy.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Swish)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Moss is awesome, I'm so glad I drafted him in fantasy football lol.</p>

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    SAAMMEEE, I got bashed by all my buddies for drafting Moss in like th 6th round but now that was a STEAL, his first TD was incredible. I didnt understand why the commentators werent going crazy after his first TD as it looked impossible to catch and land within the endzone bounds.</p>

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    Yeah, that week 9 game is looking real good right about now. I will be at the Raiders game watching Oakland beat up on the Texans. I need to find someone to record that Indy game for me.</p>

    Off topic, I spotted a bunch of dudes discussing Britney Spears gossip in another forum. I had no idea that people actually read those tabloids that they sell at the grocery store counter, and keep up on what's going on with that stuff. I was amazed.</p>

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  18. huevonkiller

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ehmunro)</div><div class='quotemain'>They ran the ball nearly the whole game using their backup RB and still managed 34 points. It looks more and more like the first real test will come against Indy.</div></p>

    Why isn't Dallas a real test? It is on the road and they are blowing people out as well. It isn't like NE has been playing winning teams either.</p>

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Moss has over half of Brady's touchdowns and already has 7. What a beast, let's give some credit to that guy.</p>

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    Consider him credited. The combination of his size + speed + the patriots cheating to know the other teams defensive call makes him unstoppable.</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ehmunro)</div><div class='quotemain'>They ran the ball nearly the whole game using their backup RB and still managed 34 points. It looks more and more like the first real test will come against Indy.</div></p>

    Why isn't Dallas a real test? It is on the road and they are blowing people out as well. It isn't like NE has been playing winning teams either.</p>

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    Regardless of who gives the test, i am sure they wil cheat thier way to a passing grade.</p>

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