First of all I would like to say Happy Holidays to everyone on the forums for whatever you are celebrating. And I thought maybe we could play a little game. The rules are this, if you were to give someone in the NFL something what would it be? EX: I would give Tom Brady a go-to guy. Got it? I'll start. I would give Atlantas recievers some super glue just in case the ball is coming their way.
Michael Vick - Onstar so that he could locate his WRs. Cincinnati Bengals - NFL liscensed Prison Jumpsuits - Orange with black tiger stripes Marvin Lewis - A copy of Jerry Jones' early 90's best seller, "Bail and the Salary Cap." Art Monk - A bust in the Pro Football Hall of Fame Things players should be getting me - Brett Favre - Prilosec so that I can stomach his next retirement watch. What day are you on?
Matt Millen -- Not just any package but a severance package. Zach Thomas & Jason Taylor -- a Lombardi trophy Joey Porter -- tact & charm lessons Y'all can chip in get me Salma Hayek. woooooooo!
DolfanDale- New Jokes Brett Favre- Another year playing. Ahman Green- A new contract, better backup RB and a new line to run behind K Rob- Early entrance from suspension back into the league Cinci- No more trouble makers LT- The famous Lombardi trophy from the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau. (The Chargers deserve it)
Merry Christmas to all. To me: 1 more year of watching Brett BF1: Closure on the Favre scandal Colts: A giant net to stop the run Irvin and Deon Sanders: A sock in their mouth Art Shell: A black hole he can actually disappear into Parcells: A smile Lovie Smith: A nice new contract
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CanadianFavreFan)</div><div class='quotemain'>Merry Christmas to all. To me: 1 more year of watching Brett BF1: Closure on the Favre scandal Colts: A giant net to stop the run Irvin and Deon Sanders: A sock in their mouth Art Shell: A black hole he can actually disappear into Parcells: A smile Lovie Smith: A nice new contract</div> Funny stuff. I love it. Shouldn't the black hole be for Al Davis, though?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>Things players should be getting me - Brett Favre - Prilosec so that I can stomach his next retirement watch. What day are you on?</div> LOL, true that! Good one! It seems as though every other week its different! Both with him and the Media lol!
Michael Strahan: A Dentist -Warren Sapp could seriously fit through the gap in his teeth. Bill Cowher: Reconstructive jaw surgery -The thing has a mind of it's own pretty much... ESPN Monday Night Football Crew: Firing them all immediately -Self explanatory....Tony Kornhole should be banned from televison forever. Houston Texans: A Time Machine -I'm sure they are wishing they could go back and redo the 2006 draft, after seeing what Reggie Bush and Vince Young are doing for their teams.
Troy Polamalu - a haircut so we don't have to see him get tackled like that again. Tom Brady - an OL that can pass protect as well as it run blocks. Michael Irvin - the rest of his tie, so he doesn't look like a fool.
I would give a gift to the following people: T.O.- I would give him my job for the year so he has something ligitimately to bitch about Daunte Culpepper and Randy Moss- The middle finger and also call them stupid bitches for leaving Minnesota Sean Peyton-I would give the key to the city of New Orleans Al Davis-A box of Just for Men Hair Coloring Matt Millen-I would give him a book entitled "General Managing a NFL Team For Complete Morons"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ranman)</div><div class='quotemain'>T.O.- I would give him my job for the year so he has something ligitimately to bitch about</div> That is brilliant!
Fred Taylor - His first Pro Bowl invite Al Harris - A new contract Matt Millen - General Managing For Dummies (on tape, since I doubt he can read) Shaun Alexander - A chance to reconsider being on the Madden cover Marty Schottenheimer - An end to the playoff curse Brett Favre - 1 more year in the Green and Gold
Brett Favre - A consistent running game BF1 - A Brett Favre jersey signed by Brett Favre & Reggie White Lions - A GM Packers - A new Defensive Coordinator and Defensive Backs Coach Jeff Fisher - A New Contract Ladainian Tomlinson - A letter written by John Madden telling him to decline the Madden Cover for Madden 2008.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Packers - A new Defensive Coordinator and Defensive Backs Coach</div> Which reminds me... Jim Bates - A head coaching gig in either the NFL or at a major college program
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porky88)</div><div class='quotemain'>B Packers - A new Defensive Coordinator and Defensive Backs Coach.</div> Amen to that, I thouhgt Bob Sanders would have been much more effective than he is, I figured even though Bates was gone the scheme was the same so we'd be fine, WRONG. Bates deserves high praise for making our defense contenders last year with what he had, compared to the greater overall talent of the Defense that Sanders has this year. News is though, Linebacker coach Winston Moss could be promoted to DC after the season, and heck even we hold onto sanders i'll rejoice if Kurt Schottenheimer is gone, the guys is pathetic plain and simple! Go coach little league or something!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FLORIDA PACKER)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porky88)</div><div class='quotemain'>B Packers - A new Defensive Coordinator and Defensive Backs Coach.</div> Amen to that, I thouhgt Bob Sanders would have been much more effective than he is, I figured even though Bates was gone the scheme was the same so we'd be fine, WRONG. Bates deserves high praise for making our defense contenders last year with what he had, compared to the greater overall talent of the Defense that Sanders has this year. News is though, Linebacker coach Winston Moss could be promoted to DC after the season, and heck even we hold onto sanders i'll rejoice if Kurt Schottenheimer is gone, the guys is pathetic plain and simple! Go coach little league or something!</div> Guys on the radio in Green Bay bring up a good point. It's not the exact same scheme as last year. It's Bob Sanders vision of Jim Bates' scheme. I think it's safe to say it's not very good. I like Winston Moss a lot and think he's a good coach but I don't know if I'd feel good about him becoming Defensive Coordinator.
yeah true, at least not yet, but he has done an excellent job with the Linebackers this year, regardless as long as he is on our coaching roster im happy. Who are some D-coordinators out there next year?
Farve & Strahan - a conscience, so they can man up and admit what they did Millen - a 5 year contract extension! He may be a moron, but its nice having 2 wins to pencil in when season starts Jeff Fisher - Coach of the Year award Chris Simms - New spleen & heart so he might one day win a big game TO - a gag. Mcnabb - Heimlich poster for eagles locker room Grossman - super bowl ring and super bowl MVP trophy
The Buffalo Bills --- A uniform with another 43 shades of blue. ESPN Sunday morning crew -- laryngitis every year starting in August & lasting about 6 months. We need to do a similar thread on the Barbershop.
