The Big Pimpin' Thread

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  1. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

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    So here's a funny story... the other night this girl I work with spent the night, we had some drinks and whatnot and it is what it is. But, I wake up halfway through the night to her saying she has to go to the bathroom. I say alright and lay back down to sleep and I notice the bed is wet. She fucking pissed the bed lol. I don't know if its from drinking or if she has some kind of bladder problem but needless to say I was very turned off. I mean I don't really care, i'm still gonna pursue but that's some weird shit.</p>
     
  2. GMJ

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    lol if a girl pissed my bed I wouldn't let her back in it! I'd kick her out that night; my good sir that is more than a simple social faux pas!</p>
     
  3. Shard

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    lol if a girl pissed my bed I wouldn't let her back in it! I'd kick her out that night; my good sir that is more than a simple social faux pas!</p>

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    I feel ya, i'm a forgiving kind of guy so i'm giving her another chance. If it happens again i'm going to buy her diapers.</p>
     
  4. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Ugh, drunk or not....that's gross. Did you actually stay in the bed?</p>

    I woulda gotten freaked out and jumped outta bed right away...that would freak me out like hell</p>
     
  5. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

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    LAWL A GURL PIZZED IN UR BED!</p>
     
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    Can you send me the sheets? I'll pm you with my address.</p>
     
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    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Can you send me the sheets? I'll pm you with my address.</p>

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    Urine fetish?</p>
     
  8. NTC

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    I'm considered a good looking dude, <strike>mostly a pretty boy by some</strike>.</p>

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    ...but no girls ever approach me ...do they find me intimdating...I don't think I'm that intimidating.</p></div>

    I'mthesame,IgetgirlstellingmehowgoodlookingIamallthetime,yethardlyevergetgirlsapproachingmeinclubsoranything.ImeanIshouldbedoingtheapproachingmostofthetimeanyway(whichIdo)butstill,youthinklike,ok,wellifyouthinkthat,whyarentyoutryingtodosomthinghere?</p>
     
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    Witnessed my Friend and his G/f of 2 years break-up. Partly my fault as i let slip he was getting bored of her. But in my favour i was Drunk.</p>

    Thinking about making them get back together and just say it was the booze talking. What do you think?</p>
     
  10. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    No you've done enough LOL!</p>
     
  11. NTC

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shard)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    So here's a funny story... the other night this girl I work with spent the night, we had some drinks and whatnot and it is what it is. But, I wake up halfway through the night to her saying she has to go to the bathroom. I say alright and lay back down to sleep and I notice the bed is wet. She fucking pissed the bed lol. I don't know if its from drinking or if she has some kind of bladder problem but needless to say I was very turned off. I mean I don't really care, i'm still gonna pursue but that's some weird shit.</p></div>

    Holy crap, you hooked up with Fergie!?</p>
     
  12. Shard

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    To answer some questions, yes I stayed in the bed, she covered it quietly so I said whatever and passed out. The sheets have already been washed, sorry Kid. And yes, it was Fergie.</p>
     
  13. NTC

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    This isnt your subtle way of telling us she gave you a golden shower is it?
     
  14. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    damn, I THINK the girl I have a crush on has a b/f. Thats messed up!</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    damn, I THINK the girl I have a crush on has a b/f. Thats messed up!</p>

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    Screw her! Theres a lot of chicks in this world.LOL</p>

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  16. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

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    Turned down the hot senior's invite to homecoming.</p>

    F me and my morals [​IMG]</p>
     
  17. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBlood)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    damn, I THINK the girl I have a crush on has a b/f. Thats messed up!</p>

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    Screw her! Theres a lot of chicks in this world.LOL</p>

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    **sigh**...not down here.</p>
     
  18. GMJ

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Turned down the hot senior's invite to homecoming.</p>

    F me and my morals [​IMG]</p>

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    How is a cute date
    An attack on your morals?
    Go get it, my friend</p>

    It is hard to stop
    Thinking, speaking, in haikus
    Just came from 'The Thread'</p>

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  19. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Did you read the rest of the Haikus? Explains it.</p>
     
  20. GMJ

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    Oh oh, right right right
    It's a red flag if she doesn't
    ask bf to dance</p>
     

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