Unprecedented court ruling in Detroit, Michigan Detroit, MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Detroit courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy and the court firmly believe are not capable of beating anyone.
you should've just put (insert team name here) for the team part of that joke... The Cowboys are always targets of jokes like that....Here's a classic 90's one I had to hear all the time... Did you hear that the ground's crew had to do an emergency repaint of the white lines on the field just 30 minutes before the game? No...really?! Why'd they have to do that? Michael Irvin showed up for warmups and sniffed all of them up...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cubuffsman78)</div><div class='quotemain'>you should've just put (insert team name here) for the team part of that joke... The Cowboys are always targets of jokes like that....Here's a classic 90's one I had to hear all the time... Did you hear that the ground's crew had to do an emergency repaint of the white lines on the field just 30 minutes before the game? No...really?! Why'd they have to do that? Michael Irvin showed up for warmups and sniffed all of them up...</div> LMAO Its funny cuz its true. I am sure you could do same thing with grass and nate newton
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BearsFan1)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cubuffsman78)</div><div class='quotemain'>you should've just put (insert team name here) for the team part of that joke... The Cowboys are always targets of jokes like that....Here's a classic 90's one I had to hear all the time... Did you hear that the ground's crew had to do an emergency repaint of the white lines on the field just 30 minutes before the game? No...really?! Why'd they have to do that? Michael Irvin showed up for warmups and sniffed all of them up...</div> LMAO Its funny cuz its true. I am sure you could do same thing with grass and nate newton </div> What's frightening about Nate and weed is that the last time he was arrested for it he was found carrying his body weight's amount of the substance. He was weight around 450 lbs. at the time.
