Official overreact to preseason thread

Now that some preseason games have been played, it is time for the annual overreactions to commence. Be funny, be sarcastic and have fun overreacting.</p>

Aaron Gray will out score Zach Randolph this season</p>

Luke Walton will finish in the top 5 for Assists per Game</p>

Martell Webster is going to shoot 50% from three</p>

 

Reggie Evans will grab 5 testicles for the season.</p>

 

Birdman will be back!!!</p>

 

When i read this, i thought it was made for Hawks fans. LOL</p>

 

Brandon Bass will slowly overtake Dirk Nowitzki's starter role and lead the Mavericks.</p>

 

Eddie Gill>>>Darrel Armstrong.</p>

And Josh Boone will be the starting PF for the Nets.</p>

Oh yeah, and Bostjan Nachbar is gonna lead the Nets and the league in scoring, of course.</p>

 

-No Net will play more than 45 games this season, except BIG SAUSAGE LIPS COWLINS</p>

-Mikki Moore will get cut</p>

-Rod Thorn secretly works for the Knicks and sabotages our chances of winning every year.</p>

-Sean Williams is the second coming of Kmart (hey wait a minute...)</p>

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