Oxymorons

<div>Let's have some fun in this forum. What's your favorite oxymorons?</div>
<div>There's a lot out there that's criticized as not real oxymorons like:</div>
<div>- pretty ugly</div>
<div>- deafening silence</div>
<div>- alone together</div>

... I don't care. As long as it's funny, post them! If you can create your own, fire it up! Enjoy.</p>

Jason Collin's offense</p>

Microsoft Works (an oldie, but still funny)</p>

 

Smart Petey</p>

It's all in good fun.</p>

 

<p align="left">United nations</p>
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<p align="left">Virtual reality</p>
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<p align="left">Open secret</p>
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<p align="left">Minor miracle</p>
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<p align="left">Non-alcoholic wine</p>
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<p align="left">Cardinal sin</p>
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<p align="left">Extensive briefing</p>
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<p align="left">Unbiased opinion</p>
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<p align="left">Family vacation</p>
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<p align="left">Good job</p>
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<p align="left">Almost exactly</p>
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<p align="left">Dodge Ram</p>
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<p align="left">Postal service</p>
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<p align="left">Constant change</p>
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<p align="left">Assistant supervisor</p>
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<p align="left">Black light</p>
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<p align="left">High ground</p>
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<p align="left">Half full</p>
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<p align="left">Crisis management</p>
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<p align="left">Ill health</p>
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<p align="left">Nothing much</p>
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<p align="left">Partially completed</p>
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<p align="left">Federal budget</p>
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<p align="left">Authentic replica</p>
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<p align="left">Random order</p>
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<p align="left">Small fortune</p>
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<p align="left">Wedded bliss</p>
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<p align="left">Legal brief</p>
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<p align="left">Student teacher</p>
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<p align="left">Steel wool</p>
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<p align="left">Public school education</p>
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<p align="left">Accurate horoscope</p>
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<p align="left">Real potential</p>
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<p align="left">Civil War</p>
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<p align="left">Job security</p>
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<p align="left">State worker</p>
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<p align="left">Half dead</p>
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<p align="left">Legally drunk</p>
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<p align="left">Exact estimate</p>
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<p align="left">Completely unfinished</p>
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<p align="left">New tradition</p>
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<p align="left">Act naturally</p>
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<p align="left">Found missing</p>
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<p align="left">Art student</p>
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<p align="left">Original copy</p>
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<p align="left">Resident alien</p>
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<p align="left">Genuine imitation</p>
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<p align="left">Airline food</p>
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<p align="left">Dry wine</p>
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<p align="left">Good grief</p>
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<p align="left">Government organization</p>
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<p align="left">Uninvited guest</p>
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<p align="left">Highly depressed</p>
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<p align="left">Final version</p>
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<p align="left">Sanitary landfill</p>
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<p align="left">Alone together</p>
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<p align="left">Small crowd</p>
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<p align="left">Live recording</p>
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<p align="left">Business ethics</p>
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<p align="left">Soft rock</p>
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<p align="left">Easy payments</p>
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<p align="left">Dry lake</p>
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<p align="left">Good beating</p>

 

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zOMG, I did'nt say you google every oxymoron out there. </p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumpman)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Jumbo Shrimp </p>

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Served at The Oxymoron Restaurant along with bowls of Hot Chili and Chicken Hero sandwiches.</p>

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haha wow you know "hot chili" never registered with me before. I won't be able to look at it again!</p>

 

acres of land

 

Instant Classic</p>

(read on the DVD case for "Charlotte's Web")</p>