Thank You Chuck Norris

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  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Just when Mike Huckabee was starting to be taken seriously, he brought back Chuck Norris.</p>

    Mr. Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas who, according to polls, last week ascended to the number-two spot in Iowa, will begin running his first television ad there today &shy;&ndash; starring Mr. Norris, the tough-guy action hero who has been actively campaigning for Mr. Huckabee.</p>

    The ad opens with a black screen and white block letters, reading, &ldquo;An Important Policy Message from Governor Mike Huckabee.&rdquo;
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    Then Mr. Huckabee appears, looking somberly into the camera. &ldquo;My plan to secure the borders?&rdquo; he says, as the camera zooms out to reveal Mr. Norris seated next to Mr. Huckabee. &ldquo;Two words. Chuck Norris.&rdquo;</p>

    The camera then switches between Mr. Huckabee and Mr. Norris. &ldquo;Mike&rsquo;s a principled, authentic conservative,&rdquo; Mr. Norris says.</p>

    Mr. Huckabee closes the ad by deadpanning, &ldquo;Chuck Norris doesn&rsquo;t endorse. He tells America how it&rsquo;s gonna be.&rdquo;</p>

    Yes, Mr. Huckabee is known for his sense of humor, and the ad is obviously meant to be tongue-in-cheek.</div></p>

    Source: NY Times</p>
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  2. Dark Defender

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    Awesome, played it 3 times over.</p>
     
  3. AmericanGod!

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    I'm sick and tired of the overplayed Chuck Norris jokes, but this is pretty damn funny. What platform is he running on? Who cares, VOTE HUCKABEE!</p>
     
  4. Master Shake

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    "Chuck Norris Approved!"</p>
     

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