this forum sucks....soe I might as well post something stupid and irreverrent.....Who's the ugliest maverick?....If DJ Mbenga was still here, he'd win without a vote (He looked like the missing link between man and monkey or like he'd just ran out butt-naked and ashyfrom a Wild Discovery show onto a basketball court....)...Josh Howard looks like a muscular Somalian (remember when the top of Josh Howard's head was ripply in his rookie year? Did he smooth it out with expensive grease over the years?)......Jason Terry has a head shape exactly like a brown M&M.....Devin Harris has the makings of a great turkey neck (He's still kinda good-lookin, though.....)....Dampier and Stackhouse have that monkey-to-man, sloped head thing I mentioned with Mbenga before....Diop has an overlap of cranium in the back of his head, not to mention he's uber"chocolatey"(THAT IS THE WEIRDIEST BACK-OF-THE-HEAD THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN....IS THAT MEAT OR BONE?)....and you could not draw the details of Dirk's faceeven if yourname was Norman Rockwall (He literally has no face.....when I picture Dirk, I picture a big ol' white dude with great hair and two buttons for eyes...like a blond raggedy andy doll.....)</p> </p> My Pick: (Drumroll, please)</p> D.J. MBENGA.....I DON'T CARE IF HE'S NOT A MAV ANYMORE ....THAT DUDE WAS JUST BUTT-BOOTY-LICIOUS MUHFUGUGLY (~Yelping dogs cry out~ BAAARRRRRR BAAAARROOOOOOOO!.....God Bless him though ....)</p> </p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (soewhat)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> this forum sucks....soe I might as well post something stupid and irreverrent.....Who's the ugliest maverick?....If DJ Mbenga was still here, he'd win without a vote (He looked like the missing link between man and monkey or like he'd just ran out butt-naked and ashyfrom a Wild Discovery show onto a basketball court....)...Josh Howard looks like a muscular Somalian (remember when the top of Josh Howard's head was ripply in his rookie year? Did he smooth it out with expensive grease over the years?)......Jason Terry has a head shape exactly like a brown M&M.....Devin Harris has the makings of a great turkey neck (He's still kinda good-lookin, though.....)....Dampier and Stackhouse have that monkey-to-man, sloped head thing I mentioned with Mbenga before....Diop has an overlap of cranium in the back of his head, not to mention he's uber"chocolatey"(THAT IS THE WEIRDIEST BACK-OF-THE-HEAD THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN....IS THAT MEAT OR BONE?)....and you could not draw the details of Dirk's faceeven if yourname was Norman Rockwall (He literally has no face.....when I picture Dirk, I picture a big ol' white dude with great hair and two buttons for eyes...like a blond raggedy andy doll.....)</p> </p> My Pick: (Drumroll, please)</p> D.J. MBENGA.....THAT DUDE WAS JUST UGLY (God Bless him ....)</p> </div></p> This forum sucks, but you're making topics. It's irreverent, and I think you meant to say irrelevant. Your ugly threads suck. My ugly threads own yours.</p> </p> Me>You.</p> </p>
Hm, ugliest player thread? a reference to "chocolatey?" This can only mean one thing: that the ugliest player on the Mavs is Josh Boone</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> Hm, ugliest player thread? a reference to "chocolatey?" This can only mean one thing: that the ugliest player on the Mavs is Josh Boone</p> </div></p> Isn't Josh Boone on the Nets?</p> </p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> </p> This forum sucks, but you're making topics. It's irreverent, and I think you meant to say irrelevant. Your ugly threads suck. My ugly threads own yours.</p> </p> Me>You.</p> </p> </div></p> </p> (Who is Josh Boone?....and did "Kid Chocolate" get his panties in a twist because I refered to Diop as "chocolatey"?....either way, who cares?)</p> </p> um, yeah, person who-ever-you-think-you-are.....could you like go on with your "bad" self, or something?......</p> ....or do the mavs pay you to be the locker room jump off? Is that why you're mad at me calling other dudes ugly? Are you someone's baby's mama? Is that it? Do you suck balls? Huh?......</p> .......Dude, stop jacking off to nude Inuyasha drawings over the web, will ya?....."Me>you"......<------are you serious?....what, do you have high Maj Jongg scores on yahoo? EXCUSE ME, YOUR GREATNESS!.....SHALL I POP THE PIMPLES ON YOUR BACK NOW SIR, OR WOULD YOU RATHER I TELL YOUR MOTHER TO STOP PICKING UP THE PHONE TOCALL HER LESBIAN LOVER WHO PAYS THE BILLSSOE YOUR CHEAP DIAL-UP WON'T DISCONNECT?</p> sigh...must....forgive......losers......I fart on you....enjoy!</p>
I'm pretty sure he has no idea what Inuyasha is.</p> </p> Come to think of it, neither do I.</p> </p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Dude, stop jacking off to nude Inuyasha drawings over the web, will ya?....."Me>you"......<------are you serious?....what, do you have high Maj Jongg scores on yahoo? EXCUSE ME, YOUR GREATNESS!.....SHALL I POP THE PIMPLES ON YOUR BACK NOW SIR, OR WOULD YOU RATHER I TELL YOUR MOTHER TO STOP PICKING UP THE PHONE TO CALL HER LESBIAN LOVER WHO PAYS THE BILLS SOE YOUR CHEAP DIAL-UP WON'T DISCONNECT?</div></p> Lmao, I know this is not appropriate, but that gave me a great laugh.</p>
This is hilarious. You know what, Mods/Admins? I say we don't delete this, or ban this person, and just have a great giggle over it. It's fun.</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> This is hilarious. You know what, Mods/Admins? I say we don't delete this, or ban this person, and just have a great giggle over it. It's fun.</p> </div></p> </p> Agreed.</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> I don't even know what just happened.</p> </div></p> </p> You just got caught and bitched at with your "Inyuasha" porn, for sucking balls, for being someone's baby's mamma, for being the Mavs lockerroom jump-off, for having a cheap lesbian mom, and you got your back pimples popped....and then to top it off, you got farted on.</p> You lose. Enjoy!</p>
Is a "jump-off" the same as a "dickryda" the same as a "honey dip?"</p> I swear, the youth these days and their preverse lexicons. There's too much room for interpretation!</p>
