Colangelo: I know what I said! Now, I ask this question of both of you - what is the most important quality a point guard can possess?</p> T.J.: Quickness.</p> Jose: Yelling en espanol? Lmfao!</p> ---------------------------------</p> T.J.: What about Chris?</p> Colangelo: That was Joey Graham in a wig.</p> T.J.: Wow. That sucks…I guess.</p> Jose: Who is thees “Yo-ee-gram”?</p> Colangelo: NO MORE QUESTIONS! It is time for the third and final challenge! As you have each been awarded one challenge, this will decide everything. The winner will be given a ten-year extension and handed the keys to the franchise! The loser will be traded, along with the body of Joey Graham, to Memphis for Pau Gasol.</p>
Colangelo: Standing beforeyou is each of yourbest friends on the team. Now we will see if you truly know the meaning of the word…loyalty.(to Triano and English) NOW!</p> (Triano and Englishremove a gun from their pantsand fire a bullet into their man’s head. Both Bosh and Garbajosa fall to the ground in a heap.)</p> T.J.: WHAT THE FUCK!?!</p> Jose: HOR-HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!</p> T.J.: What kind of sick game is this!?!</p> Jose: (drops to floor, sobbing) Hor-hey, my friend…mi amigo…</p> T.J.: Man, this is some criminal shit going on right now.</p> Colangelo: Yes, yes…</p> Jose: (kneeling in prayer) Dormir bien, mi hermano. You shall be…avenged.</p> T.J.: I’m getting the hell out of here.</p> Colangelo: YOU’RE NOT going anywhere, T.J.. Jose, it is clear from your oath of vengeance that you truly understand what it means to be a loyal friend. I award challenge number two to you. And to prove that I am not a monster…I did not have your friends killed.</p> T.J.: What? What the hell is wrong with you?</p> Jose: Que?</p> Colangelo: That was not Jorge Garbajosa. It was a homeless man we brought in off of Bay Street.</p> Jose: I thought he had just taken a bath.</p> T.J.: What about Chris?</p> Colangelo: That was Joey Graham in a wig.</p> </p> Man, am I glad that I wasn't drinking milk because it'd be coming out my nose right now. That was the funniest thing I've read in awhile, everyone should give it a read.</p>
ahahah that was hilarious, really funny stuff and does hold some truths as well. Best part though was when Colangelo said that it was Joey Graham with a wig on posing as Chris Bosh and that his body along with the losing PG will be traded to Memphis for Pau Gasol.</p>
