The Real Reason Stefanski is Leaving

Two words: Jason Collins. According to sources, in his exit interview, an enraged Stefanski was quoted as saying to Thorne, "look, it was my idea to get the stiff and even I can't stand to watch him another minute. It's been 7 years and he improbably keeps getting worse. I'm so sick of him, I'm willing to move to the most tortured sporty city, with the most loathsome fan base in America. That's how much I hate Twin and the elf who keeps giving him minutes. Later, suckers."

 

Later suckers?</p>

Link or I'm deleting this. There's a thread on Stefanski on the front page</p>

 

What the hell is this? Is it supposed to be a joke?</p>

 

I saw that he posted a sensible-version in the Stefanski thread. atta-boy</p>