#5....Traffic....seriously, get out of my way....I live in a growing city with moderate to low traffic, but I have seen it increasing lately and that does not please me....and when they launch a Space Shuttle, you cant move around town for several hours....</p> #4....Sideline Reporters....If I hear this exchange one more time, "Coach, coach, what adjustments do you have to make in the 2nd half to get back into this one?", "Well, we need to execute better and we will be ok", "Thanks coach, well, there you have it".....TRANSLATION= "Coach, Im going to waste 10 seconds of your time", "Cool, Ill placate you and pretend to care", "Excellent, now who has my paycheck?"....you could get the same result with a monkey taught to use sign language....</p> #3...."Who Moved My Cheese"....I recently had to read this piece of trash for work....all the butt kissers continue to rave about how much the book changed thier lives....seriously, its written for like 3rd graders....you want to learn to function better in the work place, read a Zig Zigler book....and if i catch you moving my cheese, prepare to be engaged with extreme force....</p> #2....Toilet Seat Covers....have you ever encountered a toilet seat cover that is so fluffy that the seat wont stay up? lift the seat...PLOP....lift the seat....PLOP....lift the seat....PLOP....pee on the seat....under those circumstance, I refuse to take blame for peeing on the seat....I firmly believe that toilets are about functionality and nothing else....</p> #1....the 3 month layoff....thats the three months between the NFL Draft and the preseason....were at the end of that stretch right now and Im ready for some football....</p>
I did a paper on bathrooms in college. I tried to convince everyone the urnal is only there to let Woman know they are in the wrong place, Men in the right place. They splash. I mean... what good is that?</p> -Petey</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey)</div><div class='quotemain'> I did a paper on bathrooms in college. I tried to convince everyone the urnal is only there to let Woman know they are in the wrong place, Men in the right place. They splash. I mean... what good is that?</p> -Petey</p> </div></p> </p> I think urinals were invented so we would have a place to put our urinal cakes..... </p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheBeef)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey)</div><div class='quotemain'> I did a paper on bathrooms in college. I tried to convince everyone the urnal is only there to let Woman know they are in the wrong place, Men in the right place. They splash. I mean... what good is that?</p> -Petey </p> </div></p> </p> I think urinals were invented so we would have a place to put our urinal cakes.....</p> </div></p> I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it was invented for something else other than urinating.</p> -Petey</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey)</div><div class='quotemain'> I did a paper on bathrooms in college. I tried to convince everyone the urnal is only there to let Woman know they are in the wrong place, Men in the right place. They splash. I mean... what good is that?</p> -Petey</p> </div></p> What exactly did you write the conclusions of your research on? </p> I agree that Who moved my cheese is crap (pun intended) but its superior to any load put out by John C Maxwell or Stephen Covey</p> </p>
