Jizzy's "Game" game

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  1. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    Re: Jizzy's

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    There were only four stories in this game.</p>

    1. John Salmons.</p>

    2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

    3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

    4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

    </p>

    That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

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    </p>

    I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

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    Jizzmaster? Jizzinator?</p>

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  2. jarkid

    jarkid Sean The Answer to Nets Big Men

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    Jizzy you are right.</p>

    Jason Collins is going to start against Shaquille O'neal.</p>
     
  3. Kid Chocolate

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    Re: Jizzy's

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    There were only four stories in this game.</p>

    1. John Salmons.</p>

    2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

    3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

    4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

    </p>

    That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

    </div></p>

    </p>

    I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

    </p>

    </div></p>

    Jizzmaster? Jizzinator?</p>

    </p>

    </div></p>

    </p>

    The Jizzster.</p>

    Nobdoy beats the Jizz.</p>

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  4. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    Re: Jizzy's

    [quote name='Kid Chocolate']</p>

    [quote name='ghoti']</p>

    [quote name='Kid Chocolate']</p>

    [quote name='ghoti']</p>

    There were only four stories in this game.</p>

    1. John Salmons.</p>

    2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

    3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

    4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

    </p>

    That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    </p>

    I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

    </p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    Jizzmaster? Jizzinator?</p>

    </p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    </p>

    The Jizzster.</p>

    Nobdoy beats the Jizz.</p>

    </p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    Mr. Jizz-ard -- Taking care of jizzness.</p>

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  5. Lavalamp

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    Jizzy was 1 for 3 in his guesses.</p>

    1. Mikki played well but not an amazing game, he was in the right places, but the Nets didn't leave him open and Brad Miller got looks.Nope</p>

    2. Brad Miller hitting a lot of outside shots. Yep</p>

    3. Guards will not have huge games, Salmons with 31 was a huge game in my books. Garcia came up pretty big with 24. Although that Artest had a bad game shooting 6-15. Nope</p>

    So 1/3 guesses were right.</p>
     
  6. Kid Chocolate

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    Re: Jizzy's

    [quote name='ghoti']</p>

    [quote name='Kid Chocolate']</p>

    [quote name='ghoti']</p>

    [quote name='Kid Chocolate']</p>

    [quote name='ghoti']</p>

    There were only four stories in this game.</p>

    1. John Salmons.</p>

    2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

    3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

    4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

    </p>

    That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    </p>

    I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

    </p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    Jizzmaster? Jizzinator?</p>

    </p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    </p>

    The Jizzster.</p>

    Nobdoy beats the Jizz.</p>

    </p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    Mr. Jizz-ard -- Taking care of jizzness.</p>

    </p>

    [/QUOTE]</p>

    Jizz-stain?</p>

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  7. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    Poor Aurelino. Although that discussion was classic. Obviously, Mark's not a reader of Dave D.'s "Mail's in" column.</p>
     
  8. jarkid

    jarkid Sean The Answer to Nets Big Men

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    Hello , what happended to Aurelino and Mark Jackson,can somebody just tell me ?</p>
     
  9. downunderwonder

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    Re: Jizzy's

    If we cant beat the heat is all hope lost? They have been terrible! I mean Shaq is moving slower than Oliver Miller after a trip to sizzler!</p>
     
  10. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    Mark and Marv had a segment called "ask the announcers," and Aurelino submitted a question that was read on-air. He questioned Mark's list of the top-five PGs in the game a few games ago--Kidd wasn't on it. Mark defended his choice; questioned Aurelino's existence (speculating that the question was planted by the producer); compared Kidd to Stephon Marbury as two PGs that play for losing teams (a comparison that was ridiculed by Marv); and revealed that Kidd called him after he named his top-five, in a play on a series of cell phone commercials by Dwayne Wade and Charles Barkley that you probably don't get to see.</p>
     
  11. Jizzy

    Jizzy Capo Status

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    is the game over? i think i missed it.</p>
     
  12. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Re: Jizzy's

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  13. Jizzy

    Jizzy Capo Status

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    Ghoti and Chocolate boy, please take your convo to the PM feature. this isnt a place for you two love birds.</p>

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    second, mynetsforlife, stop posting dumb vids.</p>
     
  14. Jizzy

    Jizzy Capo Status

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    Re: Jizzy's

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LavaIamp)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Jizzy was 1 for 3 in his guesses.</p>

    1. Mikki played well but not an amazing game, he was in the right places, but the Nets didn't leave him open and Brad Miller got looks.Nope</p>

    2. Brad Miller hitting a lot of outside shots. Yep</p>

    3. Guards will not have huge games, Salmons with 31 was a huge game in my books. Garcia came up pretty big with 24. Although that Artest had a bad game shooting 6-15. Nope</p>

    So 1/3 guesses were right.</p>

    </div></p>

    i also picked the Kings to win.</p>
     
  15. Kid Chocolate

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Ghoti and Chocolate boy, please take your convo to the PM feature. this isnt a place for you two love birds.</p>

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    second, mynetsforlife, stop posting dumb vids.</p>

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    </p>

    I don't appreciate the racism.</p>

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  16. jarkid

    jarkid Sean The Answer to Nets Big Men

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    Let me Predict:</p>

    Jason Collins will start.</p>

    Shaq will put 20 and 11.</p>

    Wade will score 35 points.</p>

    Quin will make 10 3-pointers.</p>

    The Heat willwin.</p>
     
  17. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    Re: Jizzy's

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    second, mynetsforlife, stop posting dumb vids.</p>

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    </p>

    He is graciously providing context for jarkid, dopey.</p>
     
  18. jarkid

    jarkid Sean The Answer to Nets Big Men

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    second, mynetsforlife, stop posting dumb vids.</p>

    </div></p>

    </p>

    He is graciously providing context for jarkid, dopey.</p>

    </div></p>

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    I think I am going to apply for a T-Mobile then I can call Dumpy, Jizzy, Ghoti, Bling, and Peg for free.</p>
     
  19. Belarus

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    you're putting Jizzy in your Fav 5??? </p>
     
  20. Black Republican

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Belarus)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    you're putting Jizzy in your Fav 5??? </p>

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    LOL</p>

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