Threads destined to go wrong

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  1. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Time to have a little fun. List thread titles that would be sure to end up being locked. One big rule though, you can't make them about any member of the site.

    Some examples:

    NBA player most likely to be in a Viagra ad

    Do they have a draft process for college basketball groupies to become NBA groupies?

    Are NFL players underprivileged since they only get 8 chances for road groupies?
     
  2. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Houston fans want Head!
     
  3. JCB

    JCB The Savage Nation

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    "Threads destined to go wrong"
     
  4. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    "LeBron James is already better than Michael Jordan"
     
  5. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    "Kidd to LA, Kwame to NJ"
     
  6. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Kobe visits Colorado
     
  7. bbwchingy0007

    bbwchingy0007 BBW Member

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    *INSERT STAR NAME* demands a trade

    Even if it's true [​IMG]
     
  8. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    T-Mac is a point forward.
     
  9. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    "Is it gay too...?"
     
  10. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Jason Collins...
     
  11. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    "Josh Boone sucks!"
     
  12. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    "D wade doesn't get enough calls"

    " Knicks will be dangerous come playoff time" [​IMG]
     
  13. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    "Globetrotters to play the Knicks after calling the Generals too difficult of an opponent."
     
  14. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    "Bynum is better than Shaq"
     
  15. shookem

    shookem Still not a bust

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    New Jersey singlehandedly lowered America's IQ.
    Vince to appear in PlayGirl, Nets fans rejoice.
    Nine out of ten dentists agree, New Jersey sucks.
    What's cooler - Whiskey dick or spending a day in New Jersey?
    If it's called the Garden State does that mean everyone there is vegetables?
     
  16. GMJ

    GMJ Suspended

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shookem @ Dec 26 2007, 04:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>New Jersey singlehandedly lowered America's IQ.
    Vince to appear in PlayGirl, Nets fans rejoice.
    Nine out of ten dentists agree, New Jersey sucks.
    What's cooler - Whiskey dick or spending a day in New Jersey?
    If it's called the Garden State does that mean everyone there is vegetables?</div>

    Prophecy
     
  17. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    Marcus Williams' comeback so far.....
     
  18. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    "This thread typed slowly for the Canadians"
     
  19. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    "It's now our fault everyone hates Toronto."
     
  20. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    What the F are you listening to?
     

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