Ok Nets fans, lets see who can come up with the most creative Nets version of the 12 days of Christmas. For reference, here is the original 12 Drummers Drumming 11 Pipers Piping 10 Lords a Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
12 actives sucking 11 glorious wins 10 home losses 9 fans at the Izod Center 8 blocks for Sean 7 hairs on Nenad's head 6 Kidd Triple Doubles 5 new starters each game 4 million reasons to hate Magloire 3 perimeter stars 2 violent brothers and a misogynist for a Point Guard (All stats as of 12/21)
12 injured ankles 11 starting lineups 10 years till brooklyn 9 votes for RJ 8 pointless 3's from boki 7 boone ft airballs 6 fouls on collins 5 more years plus 10 till brooklyn 4 teams interested in kidd 3 poorman's acid induced players 2 violent brothers and some weed for sean and uncle cliffy!
12 Wins This Season 11 Players Starting 10 Boards for Boone 9th Year for Vince 8 Blocks Accumulating 7 Shooting Airballs 6's Second Coming 5 Dra-aft Picks 4 Wasted Millions 3 Great Players 2 Big Trades and a Collins dominating the league
12 percet shooting for Twin 11 wins for team 10 assists for Kidd 9 days til' 08 8 Blocks for SWat 7 "Fuck the Heat"(s) 6 fouls for SWat 5 plus one = Sean 4 days 'til Christmas 3 Years 'til Brooklyn 2 Boom Got Them DOS An a model suing Jason Kidd
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Dec 21 2007, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>12 actives sucking 11 glorious wins 10 home losses 9 fans at the Izod Center 8 blocks for Sean 7 hairs on Nenad's head 6 Kidd Triple Doubles 5 new starters each game 4 million reasons to hate Magloire 3 perimeter stars 2 violent brothers and a misogynist for a Point Guard (All stats as of 12/21)</div> hilarious my favorite out of all of em
12 - % FT for Boone 11 - Games behind Boston 10 - Double Digit Deficits 9 - Years since Clippers won in Jersey 8 - Season ticket holders 7 - Blowout losses 6 - Million for Collins 5 - Foot Tall Coooaaaaccchhhh 4 - And 1 start 3 - Garbage Big Men 2 - Losses to the Knicks .....And the NETS und-er achiev-ing