12 days of Nets Christmas

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  1. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Ok Nets fans, lets see who can come up with the most creative Nets version of the 12 days of Christmas.

    For reference, here is the original

    12 Drummers Drumming
    11 Pipers Piping
    10 Lords a Leaping
    9 Ladies Dancing
    8 Maids a Milking
    7 Swans a Swimming
    6 Geese a Laying
    5 Golden Rings
    4 Calling Birds
    3 French Hens
    2 Turtle Doves
    and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
     
  2. Kid Chocolate

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    12 actives sucking
    11 glorious wins
    10 home losses
    9 fans at the Izod Center
    8 blocks for Sean
    7 hairs on Nenad's head
    6 Kidd Triple Doubles
    5 new starters each game
    4 million reasons to hate Magloire
    3 perimeter stars
    2 violent brothers
    and a misogynist for a Point Guard


    (All stats as of 12/21)
     
  3. soul driver

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    12 injured ankles
    11 starting lineups
    10 years till brooklyn
    9 votes for RJ
    8 pointless 3's from boki
    7 boone ft airballs
    6 fouls on collins
    5 more years plus 10 till brooklyn
    4 teams interested in kidd
    3 poorman's acid induced players
    2 violent brothers
    and some weed for sean and uncle cliffy!
     
  4. User01

    User01 GOAT

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    12 Wins This Season
    11 Players Starting
    10 Boards for Boone
    9th Year for Vince
    8 Blocks Accumulating
    7 Shooting Airballs
    6's Second Coming
    5 Dra-aft Picks
    4 Wasted Millions
    3 Great Players
    2 Big Trades
    and a Collins dominating the league
     
  5. Real

    Real Dumb and Dumbest

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    12 percet shooting for Twin
    11 wins for team
    10 assists for Kidd
    9 days til' 08
    8 Blocks for SWat
    7 "Fuck the Heat"(s)
    6 fouls for SWat
    5 plus one = Sean
    4 days 'til Christmas
    3 Years 'til Brooklyn
    2 Boom Got Them DOS

    An a model suing Jason Kidd
     
  6. bling890

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Dec 21 2007, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>12 actives sucking
    11 glorious wins
    10 home losses
    9 fans at the Izod Center
    8 blocks for Sean
    7 hairs on Nenad's head
    6 Kidd Triple Doubles
    5 new starters each game
    4 million reasons to hate Magloire
    3 perimeter stars
    2 violent brothers
    and a misogynist for a Point Guard


    (All stats as of 12/21)</div>



    hilarious my favorite out of all of em
     
  7. Breezy15

    Breezy15 New Member

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    12 - % FT for Boone
    11 - Games behind Boston
    10 - Double Digit Deficits
    9 - Years since Clippers won in Jersey
    8 - Season ticket holders
    7 - Blowout losses
    6 - Million for Collins
    5 - Foot Tall Coooaaaaccchhhh
    4 - And 1 start
    3 - Garbage Big Men
    2 - Losses to the Knicks
    .....And the NETS und-er achiev-ing
     

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