Man gives the best gift possible to his daughter

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  1. NJNetz

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>COOKEVILLE, Tenn. - It's not what Santa intended.

    A man in Cookeville, Tennessee, is thinking about suing Wal-Mart because the MP3 video player he gave to his little girl for Christmas turned out to be loaded with explicit tunes and porn videos.

    Daryl Hill says the 10-year-old child burst into tears when she saw it. He says he just wishes he could get those "thoughts and images" out of her head.

    Hill figures the player must have been returned by somebody who had loaded it with sex clips and songs about drugs.

    Wal-Mart says it's investigating because returned items that have been opened are not supposed to be resold.

    In the meantime it's offering Hill a replacement. But he says he's going to hang on to it until he talks to a lawyer.</div>
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    LMFAO! Oh my god! That is so funny!
     
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    I absolutely loved this part.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>But he says he's going to hang on to it until he talks to a lawyer.</div>
     
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    Holy crap!LMAO!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    that is pretty funny. as mean spirited as it sounds i would have wanted to see the girls reaction for her first time witnessing rimjobs and buttfucking
     
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    Not the first time that has happened either.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kidd @ Jan 2 2008, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I absolutely loved this part.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>But he says he's going to hang on to it until he talks to a lawyer.</div>
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I think we should have a poll for how much he will sue for.

    I'm going to guess $300,000 for emotional distress and pain and suffering.
     
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    I'm going for 250,000 and he gets to keep the ipod.
     
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    I hear Wal-Mart dose that a lot with returned items. One of my friends bought a PS3 from there and it already had someone else's account on it and other saved files.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>In the meantime it's offering Hill a replacement. But he says he's going to hang on to it until he talks to a lawyer.</div>

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] That made my day.
     
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    i love the ending before that it's not that funny.
     
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    I need to know what kinda porn it is. I mean if its regular crap, then its not THAT funny? If she watched 2 girls 1 cup id want to see her reaction. But I want to know who would put porn on there IPOD? I like watching a good movie now and again, but I dont need it on my IPOD.
     
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    That's awesome. Classic. What would make it even better is if it turned out that the Wal Mart employees actually put the porn on the Ipod.

    Damn, I wish my rents got me one like that!
     
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    Lol he's going to hang on to it. I wonder what for??
     
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    ok, straight up, I need some porn on my ipod.
     
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    haha Shookem. Jacking off to a 2.5 inch screen lol. I have to admit i WAS tempted at first.
     
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    who said anything about jacking off?

    i think it'd be a great convo starter. wip it out at the club and i bet everyone would want to take a peak and that special drunken ladies will say something like "oh, i could do that".

    Vola, gift wrapped poon and no sticky fingers for me.
     
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    $5 million dollars.

    "My daughter lost her innocence."
     

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