Man I've got enough trouble with the language, let alone their quotes! Here's one I saw not too long ago: "YOU SEE THIS KNIFE!? I WILL TEACH YOU TO SPEAK ENGLISH WITH THIS KNIFE!"
I hope no one gets offended. Person 1: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke. Person 2: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a s***, a white guy, and a black guy. Person 1: N*****. Person 2: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy... Person 3: N*****. Person 2: Yeah, right, he says to the n***** "What do you want?" and the n***** says, "I want all my n***** brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know... Person 1: Continue the joke. Person 2: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the s**** and n***** are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jan 26 2008, 12:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Boondock Saints!</div> Dammit, you beat me to it.
I'll take a break from movies <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"If at the end of a war story you feel uplifted, or if you feel that some small bit of rectitude has been salvaged from the larger waste, then you have been made the victim of a very old and terrible lie."</div> One of my favorites (the source, not quote)
I'm pretty sure the author's last name is an Irish one that starts with O' like O'Connor or O'Sullivan
Alright this has been going on long enough and you people are in the ball park. The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien. Wonderful book. Someone can step up and put up a quote.
- One year later, I gave [her] a diamond scrunchie and we were married. - One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!
No idea when its coming back, but that is from Futurama. The episode where they meet alternate versions of themselves from a different dimension.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jan 29 2008, 10:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>No idea when its coming back, but that is from Futurama. The episode where they meet alternate versions of themselves from a different dimension.</div> yeh lol. Funnily enough that episode is on tonight on Sky one. Might give it a watch My turn <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.</div>
