Under the Microscope - Kid Chocolate

Welcome to Under the Microscope at S2. We'll be kicking it off with the king of crap jokes, the sultan of shit humour, the prince of poo banter, the tycoon of turd..... well you get the idea. <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Kid Chocolate</span>!

This questioning period will last for a week and, by the end, KC will collect all the questions, answer them, and create a new thread labeled "UTM Answers."

<u>Remember the ground rules:</u>
- You may only ask up to three questions.
- Don't ask for names, addresses, phone numbers questions, or any other personal information.
- Refrain from asking "Who's the best poster on the forums?" or "How good of a poster am I?" type questions.
- Be sure to check if a question you plan to ask hasn't already been posted.
- And, as always, Kid Chocolate has the right to refuse to answer your question if he's not comfortable with it.

Don't forget to vote for the next participant. And finally, if you are interested in participating in UTM, send me a PM.



I'll start:

1. If you had the chance to visit any destination in the world, where would it be?
2. Who's is your favourite NBA player drafted over the last 3 years?
3. What's the deal with that Salad Fingers cartoon? What the hell is it supposed to mean?

 

1) How good is Knowshon Moreno?
2) Where will Terrelle Pryor go to school?
3) Better player: Magic or Bird? (I already know the answer, just ran out of questions at the moment)

 

1. You can either have a baby covered in chocolate, or do any tranny. Which option do you pick?
2. Are you sure you're not black?
3. Would you be happier if: the Nets won a championship, the Mets won the WS, or the NFL folded?

 

First of all, best introduction ever.

1) Finish this sentence: "A rose by any other name would be _________ "
2) If you had to pick your personal anthem, would you rather have "Oochi Wallie" by Nas + QB's Finest, or "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada?
3) Hypothetically, you're spooning Ric Bucher to The Notebook. Is it a faux pas to start crying at the emotional moments?

 

1. When would you rather watch, 24 straight hours of Shakira videos with the volume on full blast (and you can't turn it down) or 24 straight hours of Star Wars?
2. Which frightens you the most, ending up like ghoti, ending up like dumpy or ending up like cpawfan and why?
3. Which of the Philly Big 5 schools do you dislike the most and why?

 

What video do you find better, 2 Chicks 1 Cup or 2 Chicks 1 Finger?
Who would you like to take a turd on?
Whats your favourite movie?

 

C'mon people lets really put him through the S2 gauntlet. I demand more questions!

 

1. If you had to pick Jamario Moon or Sean Williams, who would you pick?But Sean Williams is high as fuck and Jamario Moon is as jacked as LeBron James.

2. What is sexier? Jessica Simpson in nothing but a white T-Shirt and a white thong pouring water on herself about to take you on a wild adventure in to the Kama Sutra or Sean Williams blocking Kevin Garnett in to the 5th row in the 7th game of the NBA finals

3. How came I'm the sexiest Raptor poster on this board?

 

1. BG7Lavigne or vcTmac24?

2. Saer Sene or Aaron Gray?

3. What meal would you choose if it was your last before you die?

 

Whats your favorite alcohol drink?

Do you ever get high?

Whats the worst thing you ever did in your life? The best?

 

1. Do you think an All-Star caliber player will be moved by this year's trading deadline?

2. Gerald Green and Jamario Moon are the only current locks for this year's dunk contest. What other two contestants would you like to see (remember, they can't be more than a 3-year veteran).

3. Brian Scalabrine's love handles or Big Baby's junk in the trunk?

 

Sup J...

1; What are the 5 albums you would take to a desert island

2; If you could put together a 3 act tour (dj's, bands, MC's) who would they be?

3; If you could become an NBA player, (we're talking fairy godmother here), whos skills would you take, and what heeight and weight would you be, given the bigger you were the lower the chance of having a normal life...

Love your work buddy, thanx for dragging me away from -----.net

 

Jessica Alba (with herpes) or Carrie Underwood?

Who do you like the most out of: Jizzy, BlackRepublican, BG7 Lavigne, or anyone that likes Bynum?

WTF?

 

1. How do you respond to 1. d4?
2. You are the GM of an NBA team with one player under contract. He is Jason Collins. The owner insists that Collins plays 25 minutes a night. How do you fill the rest of the team, while keeping under the salary cap?
3. Who is your favorite philosopher, and why?

 

(1) fifty years from now, when you look back on your life, what is the one thing you would most regret not doing?
(2) what is your ethnicity?
(3) what is your (somewhat realistic) dream job?

 

oh hell no. If dumpy gets to ask 6 then i'm throwing down another round

1) Natty Light is no longer being manufactured. What will become your new drink of choice?
2) I'll need to know your favorite College basketball player, please.
3) Who would make a better NBA coach: Pat Sullivan or Billy Donovan?

 

If Jigga can ask six, then surely I can ask nine:

(1) What are you majoring in?
(2) What are your three favorite movies that were made before 1980?
(3) Name five places outside the U.S. that you'd most like to see before you die, and explain why.

 

1. Kid Chocolate? Why not Chocolate Kid?
2. If you could meet anyone from this forum in person, who would it be and why?
3. Is this fun?

 

Alright I'm ready to see what this guy has to say. One more day to get questions in?


Here's one:

1) Favorite poster: Kweli109 or Kid Chocolate?