Kidd Checks Back into Game

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  1. footswalker

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    Hope this fake news story amuses some of you out there:

    Breaking News from the AP:

    In a surprise move, Lawrence Frank tried to insert Jason Kidd into a game 2 days too late. Kidd was sent to the scorer's table at an empty Izod Center. "I know he had 10 assists and was having an amazing game and the team was in a great groove, but dangit, I wanted to give him the night off,"" said the brilliant mastermind. "But, I've decided to put him back in...what's that? The game ended 2 days ago? We lost to the Knicks?! Whoops, my bad."

    In Larry's defense, sometimes it's hard to tell when there's a game, there's so few people in the arena. And when you're so busy jumping up and down like a clown and screaming like a toddler who's toys have been taken away, it's easy to forget the little details...
     
  2. Jizzy

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    ha, our arena does suck as does new jersey in general. wish i lived in miami.
     
  3. Lavalamp

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Jan 18 2008, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ha, our arena does suck as does new jersey in general. wish i lived in miami.</div>

    Wouldn't Orlando be a better choice? Miami has a terrible record.
     
  4. Real

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Jan 18 2008, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ha, our arena does suck as does new jersey in general. wish i lived in miami.</div>

    LOL okay.
     
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    The team may suck but NJ doesn't. I'm pretty content with living standards in Bergen County.
     
  6. Jizzy

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ Jan 18 2008, 10:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Jan 18 2008, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ha, our arena does suck as does new jersey in general. wish i lived in miami.</div>

    Wouldn't Orlando be a better choice? Miami has a terrible record.
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    miami has the night life
     

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