Beware of myspace angles

So you’ve been talking to this hot young lady that you met on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster or one of the many other social networking or dating sites that are available online and you believe you have come to a point that you are ready to meet her. You get along great and have awesome conversations over the phone and on instant messenger. You listen to the same bands and have similar interests, irks, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies. In short, it really seems like you are falling for this girl. But you browse through her photos and see...

Not bad ey BUT





Ever seen shallow Hal???

Perfectly do-able most would agree.


Real Picture below.









Warning: May need Sick bucket

 

Wow. Talk about tricky pictures. You actually got me thinking now.

 

god damn the man who thought up picture cropping!

 

well yeah, i'm mean at that point, i'm already out and besides those ladies look like giver's.

 

some more



^^This is actually.....

That

 

Max just doesn't want us to make the same mistake he did.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey @ Jan 29 2008, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>... and? No need to lie guys, I would still hit them!

-Petey</div>
Fixed.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Jan 29 2008, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Max just doesn't want us to make the same mistake he did. </div>

haha actually now you mention it i did once get a boob shot of a girl. She Looked pretty and had some big Bazookas. Her Myspace name was in her MSN Name so i took a gander. Lets just say i blocked that Fat slut

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max @ Jan 29 2008, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>some more



^^This is actually.....

That
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Those pictures look so different.

 

i know its really weird. Thats the whole point of them though. At first you think Not bad. But when you delve deeper you see what i can only describe as HELL

 

haha, there was this youtube spoof of that once... i wish i could remember what it was... okay thank god for google, i got it:

http://www.davidlehre.com/davidlehre/movie...ube-rBOfD2JBv0w

 

I found one.

 

I wouldn't go for any of those girls in the "Angled" pics



Except for that one^ ....How the fuck does she do that??

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Feb 3 2008, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I wouldn't go for any of those girls in the "Angled" pics



Except for that one^ ....How the fuck does she do that??</div>

Haha thats the one that Threw me most. The only give away is the Fat Bits On her arms lol.