Shocking dialogue: Jason Kidd meets with Rod Thorn

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Jason Kidd wants out of New Jersey, and Nets personnel boss Rod Thorn is more than willing to aid in any transaction that eases Kidd out of a Net uniform. The other day, Kidd's agent Jeff Schwartz told Thorn of Kidd's demand to be traded, and yesterday Kidd followed up on the demand in a meeting with Thorn.

You might not believe it, but we have the transcript in hand...</div>

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/nba_exper...o?urn=nba,64142

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Thorn: Jason, you're not being interviewed, stop it. You do realize how hard it is to trade someone who makes as much money as you, right? You're making 19.7 million dollars this season.

Kidd: Yeah. I'm awesome.

Thorn: Be that as it may, we have to match that salary in any trade we make.

Kidd: Kwame makes that much.

Thorn: Kwame doesn't make that much. Very few people do.

Kidd: You make that much.

Thorn: No, I don't.

Kidd: Know why?

Thorn: Why, Jason?

Kidd: NO TRIP-LE DOUB-LESSS!</div>

Amazing

 

I couldnt stop laughing while reading the article...

 

That was hilarious. "Not my car, it's Josh Boone's car. I took it . . ."

 

Lol. Really had me laughing.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Kidd: Yeah. I'm awesome.</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Kidd: What if you traded half of me to a team, like with Vince Carter, and I could play half the time with the Lakers for half-price, and part of the time with the Nets?

Thorn: I don't know where to start. "Like with Vince Carter?"

Kidd: You know how he plays with the Raptors on the off days?

Thorn: He doesn't play with the Raptors. He's been a Net since December of 2004!

Kidd: He seems awfully tired. I just assumed.

Thorn: I honestly can't fault you, there.</div>

 

The article is absolutely right, Kidd is awesome.

lol @ Boone's car, and solving all trades with draft picks.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Kidd: The Triple-Double Shuffle! (Rapping) "My name is J-Kidd, and I like to pass. Rippin' triple-doubles is better than ro-mance ..."</div>

hahahahahaha. Oh god, I'd hoped that people forgot about that! That's so terribly bad.

 

This was hillarious:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Kidd: What if you traded half of me to a team, like with Vince Carter, and I could play half the time with the Lakers for half-price, and part of the time with the Nets?

Thorn: I don't know where to start. "Like with Vince Carter?"

Kidd: You know how he plays with the Raptors on the off days?

Thorn: He doesn't play with the Raptors. He's been a Net since December of 2004!

Kidd: He seems awfully tired. I just assumed.</div>