Gilbert Arenas: where too much info happens

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  1. CelticBalla32

    CelticBalla32 Basketball is back in Boston

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I read the latest crazy story about Gilberto Gil a few minutes ago. I will link to it shortly. But before I do, just know that it made me laugh, cry, and reach for my “man area” all at once. You’ve been warned. Here you go:

    “When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything — just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.”

    Know what, Gil? Maybe a boring newspaper quote from time to time isn’t such a bad idea. Thanks for the nightmare fuel, hombre.</div>

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  2. Really Lost One

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    Wow this dude is insane. lol
     
  3. Jumpman

    Jumpman And Your Nominees Are...

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    This guy is entertaining on and off the court.
     
  4. downunderwonder

    downunderwonder You have now entered area 51!

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    wow, and I thought I had problems

    this guy is short bus special...
     
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    I didn't know what keloids were so I googled it. Then I made the massive mistake of clicking "images" once I couldn't get a conclusive definition that was satisfactory.
     
  6. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    sometimes I feel like he's making stuff up
     
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    ^Something like that you really can't make up.
     
  8. GArenas

    GArenas Wiz Fo Champz

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    I read it earlier, very disgusting. Should've kept it to himself but I guess that's a Gil kinda thing to do.
     
  9. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Hibachi has an entire new meaning now. LOL
     

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