What's up you debaucherous drunkards; you uncouthed scoundrels. Here are the answers to life <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'>1) Who do you currently think has the biggest dong in the NBA? (Patrick Ewing & Olden Polynice win the past) 2) Name your top 5 MC's. 3) Did you spray axe on that dildo?</div> 1) Well right now I'd say Mitch Kupchack after getting Gasol for bummski. 2) Pharoahe Monch - It's not even close. NOBODY is as skilled as he is. I challenge anyone to name someone comparable. One Be Lo - Deep, and thought provoking. He's able to tell a story while including the right mix of emotion to be effective. Vast Aire - His lyrics might be an acquired taste, although he's not as abstract as MF Doom, for example. He's gritty, he's raw, and he's an absolute genius when it comes to describing depression and despair. "The Cold Vein" is one of the greatest albums ever made. GZA - The Genius is by far the most skilled of the Wu-Tang Clan, and is influence is easily seen in his desciple Masta Killa. He blends realism with abstract imagery in phrasing that's intellectually stimulating. Liquid Swords is regarded as the greatest Wu-Tang solo cd ever for a reason, while you're on your 2nd straight listen through it, pay attention to my favorite: "Swordsman." Talib Kweli - I hated rap while I was growing up; a shame since that was the golden era. Everything changed when a buddy of mine gave me "Quality" to listen to. Then I found Reflection Eternal, and then Blackstar. We're talking genre defining words, messages, and themes. Had you asked me this a couple years ago Kweli would be first, although he's content has taken a couple steps back in my opinion. Songs like K.O.S Determination, Brown Skin Lady, and Good Mourning have been replaced with more policitcal messages, and a tone that's less 1990's and more "myspace-street." Eardrum was a decent step in the right direction, though. 3) I love Jack Johnson, too! Lets go into my room and talk about it! <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing)</div><div class='quotemain'> 1) Who is your favorite Celtics fan? 2) Which country (or city) would you want to live in? (or relocate to) 3) If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?</div> 1)Celtic____ 2)That's an interesting one to ponder, as each place I've spend time at has its pros and cons. Morristown has been good to me, and I'm more of an East Coast kind of guy, but I think I'd like to stay in Arizona in the future; somewhere in the Valley (Scottsdale, Tempe, Paradise Valley) 3) I'm not sure I'd like to be anyone else. I'd be too worried of picking up insecurities or demons of my new body. Being a really self-aware person, that's going to always be a pretty big fear of mine. Twist my arm though, and I'd say Common. I get to act, rap INTELLIGENT lyrics while making a living, and I get to sleep with Alicia Keys (they've got to have slept together)! win-win-win situation. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs)</div><div class='quotemain'>1) How much do you hate the Lakers now? 2) WTF? 3a/3b) Which are you happier with seeing, between Collins leaving and Swift coming in? Which are you more disappointed with seeing, between Collins leaving and Swift coming in?</div> 1) Not really. I can't hate them because they're good, because everyone's a contender compared to the Nets. If the rumors are true that we could have gotten Gasol for expiring deals and not Kidd, Carter, Jefferson, or Williams then I hate Rod Thorn and Bruce Rater above all else. 2) OMG 3) Isn't that one question? I'm happy that we're getting a guy who, when all is said and done, is better than Jason Collins. I wouldn't say i'm disappointed to see Swift come in (I don't care about his suspension in Memphis), and I'm not really disappointed that Collins is leaving, although part of me will miss having Sausage Lips around. Fact of the matter is, he's contemporary Nets history; this era. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kidd)</div><div class='quotemain'>1. How far are you willing to go to be as cool as me? 2. You live in PHX, I believe? So, how did you become a Nets fan? 3. Do you feel that because Kidd has requested a trade, fans tend to forgot what he's done for the franchise?</div> 1) I'm not quite at the point where I can post a youtube of me dancing to questionable music, so I'll say "almost." 2) I currently go to school at Arizona State, but live in NJ. I used to live in AZ when I was young, though. I went to some Suns games and enjoyed the experience, but I was pretty young and wasn't that big an analyst as I am now, nor did I follow the league. I moved to NJ the same summer that Kidd got traded from PHX (the two weren't related, trust me), and went to some Nets games. I fell in love with the team, and stuck with them even after Kenyon got traded. 3) Not very modest, are we? Well they certainly don't mention it as much. That could be because they don't go out of their way to make that distinction, or it could just be a lack of objectivity (look at how Collins was treated). Kidd's actions aren't helping the franchinse, not by a long shot. However this is pale in comparison to what he's done for the franchise over the past couple of years. He gave the franchise an identity, he gave our style of basketball an identity. Kidd sucks by wanting to leave, and is also the best PG in Nets history (although I do understand his reasons for leaving). <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife)</div><div class='quotemain'>1.) What's the best (realistic) trade you can make for Kidd? 2.) Where will Williams rank among PFs in 3 years? 5 years? 7 years? 3.) How many trannies could KC do, if KC could do trannies?</div> 1) A realistic deal at this point would have to include Dallas. We get no picks, but enough young talent to be deserving. 2) In 3 years he'll have consistency: timing on his blocks, and a bit more consistent offensive outtings. The timing on his blocks alone will make him lethal. In 5 years he refines his post game and jumper out to 10 feet, and starts putting up 18/9/4. In 7 years he enters his prime, and turns into a 20/10 type of guy. 3) It's not that KC could do trannies; he does; he loves so; he's attracted to their lifestyle, fashion sense, and overall je ne sais quoi that associates himself with them on the weekend; uh, 8? <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake)</div><div class='quotemain'>1. Why am I such an amazing poster and Cowboys fan and Raptor fan? 2. If the Raptors and Nets met in the ECF and Sean Williams got dunked over by Calderon, how long would you cry for? 3. Bosh or Swift?</div> 1) Because you touch yourself at night. 2) Haha I'd be crying as much as the Patriots fans currently are, although some of the Boston fans have come back to S2 3) Bosh. He's on my fantasy team. By the way I currently have a front court of Shaq, Bosh, and Kaman. Get some. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp)</div><div class='quotemain'>1. How many Triple Doubles do you think Jason Kidd will finish his career with? 2. Why is Jason Kidd so underrated, and receives so much hate? (unlike other players who've demanded trades like Shaq, Kobe, AI, Baron Davis) 3. Do you think you could come up with a Nets trade for Gasol that would have been better for the Grizz than the Laker's deal and still beneficial to the Nets?</div> 1) Kidd currently has 98 TD's I think. Predicting the number of triple doubles he gets will mean I have to predict how long his career is, since I don't see him getting any worse production wise. He's got two more years of his contract (counting this year), and has currently made it known he's looking for a one year extension. Now I'm not saying its out of the question that he asks for another one-year deal when that's done, but it lets me know he's either thinking about ending his career (and will be Favre-ing it year-by-year), or is just looking for some flexibility so that he can resign with a contender and chase his ring from team to team. I think I'll give him 3 more years after this season, and I see him getting 10, 9, 9 his last three years. I could see him getting 6 more this season (knowing full well he already has 11 at the half way point). 98+6+10+9+9 = 132. If he plays more than 3 more after this season, I think he would closely pass Magic at 138. 2)I wouldn't say that Kidd is underrated, nor would I say those players aren't hated. However, I think Kidd doesn't have the charisma that Shaq has, and I think Kidd's hate comes from this dissonance that exists between his public persona, and the way he handles himself behind the scene. Kidd is portrayed as this epitome of a point guard; the dream guy to play with; the guy who ressurects franchises and single-handedly constructs careers. Behind the scenes however, he's manipulative, and has had significant off-the-court incidents. Call it expectation maybe, but I think it could be that Kidd's play has set a standard so high, that he's unable to meet society's "concept of Jason Kidd." 3) Oh helllll yeah I could. Heck, Memphis gets to keep their second round pick in this version. We then scourer the D-League and nab Boom Tho, Billy Thomas, Eddie Gill, et al. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>1. Which frightens you the most, ending up like ghoti, ending up like dumpy or ending up like cpawfan and why? 2. Are you an ass man, a breast man, a leg man or some kind of KC style freak? 3. Which could you more easily give up for a year, the NBA or the NFL?</div> 1. Well ending up like ghoti would be horrible because I'd be a Giants fan, and that is an existence I wish on no man . If I end up like cpawfan then I constantly live in disdain of my favorite basketball team, and am never pleased; always heartbroken by every move. If I end up like Dumpy I face myself constantly trying to reason with those that cannot comprehend any idea that is not their own; it is valiant, but eternally pointless; I would worry that my faith in message boards would die lol. So I guess ending up like all of you scares me! 2) Lol nice reputation you have around here KC. I am a breast man. I am genetically predisposed to seek women that are best suited for procreation and child-rearing, not who can have the best cushion whilist she is on the crapper. 3) Oh man. Well in the scope of things the Cowboys are a better NFL team than the Nets are a D-Le, er I mean NBA team. However, the basketball season is a bit longer than twice the length of the NFL schedule (even with playoffs)(At least thats my perception, I'm too lazy to check a calendar). I normally choose quality over quantity, but with preseason, summer league, draft, and FA periods, basketball is really a year-long event. I give up the NFL.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'>(1) How do you respond to 1. d4? (2) Name three things that, if you don't do before you die, you'll be disappointed. (3) Name three unusual talents that you have.</div> 1) Is this a Myers-Briggs reference? I'm actually only aware of the test. I haven't looked at it, studied it in college, or taken it myself. 2) 1. Get married, and see my kids get married 2. Dramatically improve/enlighten someone's life. For lack of a better word; fix (using therapy or medicine) 3. finish college/medschool/residency/etc 3) 1. I'm a black belt in isshinryu karate, and during my senior year of high school came in 5th place in AAU Nationals. 2. My ability to rapidly flare my nostrils has not able to be duplicated by anyone I know 3. Hm, can't think of a third one. I'll post a response if I think of one. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (downunderwonder)</div><div class='quotemain'>1. Given the choice of all the beer you could drink in australia or or the girls you could sleep with in Memphis tennesee... what would be your choice, given the ladies down here are tip top an by sharing said beer... who knows? 2. Whats worse, sleeping with Bea Arthur or the nets coming last in the EC for 5 years straight? 3. 5 desert island albums, the 5 pieces of music that would sustain your sanity.</div> 1) Haha well you gotta see that the choice I have is women, or beer and women (although implicitly stated!). Tennesee women have never really done anything for me. I don't dig the "blonde southern look" (big forhead, square jaw, flat face). I do want to go to australia, and I'm sure I can find away to incorporate proper rugby amongst the libations. 2)I had to google Bea Arthur... I'm sure she looks a lot worse now. Well the Nets coming in last for 5 straight years might be inevitable depending on how rebuilding goes, and I do have a penchant for fringe NBA projects, so I'll zip it up...for now. 3) 1. Cannibal Ox - The Cold Vein 2. Talib Kweli and Hi Tek are Reflection Eternal - Train of Thought 3. Wu-Tang Forever (discs 1 and 2) 4. Blur - Modern Life is Rubbish 5. One Be Lo - S.O.N.O.G.R.A.M <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ed the decider aka big frame I see?)</div><div class='quotemain'>Who do you think the Tigers will play in the World Series? Who would you like to lay the meat to, if you could?</div> 1) Haha you're going to hate me but I can't answer that. I don't know what league the Tigers are in, and so I don't know who from another league is good. Like, I would say the Mets with Johan (and I don't think last year's history could repeat itself), but I don't know enough about baseball. 2) I have two interpretations of this question. If you mean "engage in coitus" then Alicia Keys, or Lacy Chabert (Not Another Teen Movie did me in). If you mean "beat the crap out of" then I would say hipsters. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife)</div><div class='quotemain'>If Dumpy and Jigga get 6 questions, I do to! 4.) This summer I'm going to Tazania, South Africa, and Dubai. Which one would you rather to to and why? 5.) Would you rather see a Net or Cowboy championship? 6.) Who'd win in a verbal fight, JBF or Jarkid? 7.) A girl in my World Civ Honors class didn't know who Kofi Annan was. Do I have the right to kill her?</div> Uh, you say have the right to 6, yet you clearly make claim to 7. 4)Dubai, easy. The UAE is so coddamn wealthy I can only imagine how nice it must be out there. 5)ughhhhhhhhh thats tough. Well luckily I saw the Cowboys win three when I was little, so I'll say Nets. 6)Jarkid, hands down, because he would turn it into a physical fight. Sorry L. 7)Who? LOL. No, you must acknowledge that the expectation for people in your grade is beneath the standard you set for yourself; act accordingly. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shapecity)</div><div class='quotemain'>1. Who are you going to vote for President McCain or Hillary? Why? 2. What aspect of Sean Williams game would like to see him improve on during the summer? 3. If you were the Nets GM you would trade Jason Kidd, last year, this year, or next year? 4. If you could star in a movie what type would it be? Action? Drama? Horror? Comedy? Porno?</div> 1) McCain, go AZ!!! Why? During a republican debate, when asked about torturing terrorists, the republican puppets said ridiculous answers like "HAY I'D DOUBLE GUANTANAMOOO" and "DOUBLE? I'D TRIPLE IT AMIRITE" and one guy actually referenced Jack Bauer! Then it was McCain's turn. Having been a victim of torture he stuck to his guns, rather than sell out, and condemned the practice on national tv. I don't like the fact he's pro-life, but I'm going to have problems with any candidate, and I surely don't want a democrat in office any time soon. 2)Consistency; the timing of his blocks. Not only because I think thats the quickest way he can improve his impact, but it'd make my previously made prediction in this thread correct! 3) Ha, well hindsight is 20/20. Obviously the team is in a hole and Jason has gone public; I'd trade him last year. Of course, being perfectly honest, I was dead-set against blowing the team up last year. 4) Since the world is not ready for the GMJigga porno, I'd go action. I'd be fun to fire guns, and blow shit up. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'>(4) What is your favorite type of berry? (5) Name and describe a place you've been to whereyou think no one else on this board has ever been (6) If you could be one character in "Lord of the Rings," who would it be and why?</div> 4) Blue 5) Inside a female 6) If I were in LOTR I would instantly kill myself to put myself out of my misery lol <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32)</div><div class='quotemain'>1. If the Celtics and Lakers ended up meeting in the Finals, who would you pick to win and in how many games? I know it's early, but make an initial prediction. 2. Another early prediction: who do you think will come out of the West this year? 3. What is your favorite type of gum?</div> 1)Hm...this can hardly be accurate until we see how Bynum gels, but I see the Celtics having an easier time getting to the finals (assuming they do). After taking fatigue and possible injuries into consideration, I'm going to say...Lakers in 7. Seven because who really knows, and Lakers because I'd take a Kobe-led big 4 over a KG-led big 3. 2) Honestly, if the Mavs trade for Kidd I still don't see them making it (shhh don't tell Cuban; I need Harris). The Suns are the darkhorse, because I don't know if Shaq can hold up by the time the playoffs heat up, or if the team gels with whatever modified style of play they choose. If they can implement a healthy Shaq, then its them or the Lakers. The Spurs always deserve consideration, but I think the recent arms-race (I'm stealing your phrase, cpaw) has placed more superstar talent on the other teams. Suns or Lakers, and that'd be a hell of a WCF. 3) I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Winterfresh, although I'd like to try that new 5ive gum. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatl)</div><div class='quotemain'>1. Who's your favorite player 2. Whats your favorite Nets moment 3. Who's your 2nd favorite team</div> 1. NBA = Kenyon Martin is Forever. NFL = Ray Lewis (What! Not a Cowboys player!? Blasphemy!). Rugby = Tana Umaga. 2. It'd have to be during the finals run against the Spurs, since that was the best period of contemporary Nets history, and the only other year they made it to the finals they got swept! My moment would have to be when Kenyon Martin finally woke the stadium up, gave everyone what we'd been waiting for, and let the Spurs know that we wouldn't be afraid to run our game, and we wouldn't go down without a fight (On a similar note, die Steve Kerr. If this Shaq trade doesn't work out thats Game Five Karma for you) <div><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ATmCPrUS02k&"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ATmCPrUS02k&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" /></embed></object></div> There are others, but thats pretty damn defining, and its the first thing thats coming to mind. 3) I really don't have one. I never root for any other team in the NFL except for the Cowboys, or the Nets in the NBA. It's not like I don't enjoy watching other teams play: I try to watch as much as I can, but not to root for; I'd feel like I'm cheating on those two teams. I've actually never, ever, ever, played a sports video game with a team other than the Nets or Cowboys. Ever. If Kidd gets traded to the Nuggets, that just might be the hail mary move that could get me emotionally interested in other team, but even that is contingent on my love of the Nets. Well I hope you liked my answers boners, it was fun to do. Thanks for voting me in this round! -GMJ
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>1) I'm not quite at the point where I can post a youtube of me dancing to questionable music, so I'll say "almost."</div> Learn to have fun... Nice answers, btw.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>3) I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Winterfresh</div> Great answer, same with me. Winterfresh or bust.
Dude your taste in Hip Hop is pretty on point. Respect. BTW the fact you had to google Bea Arthur and insinuated we are all a bunch of sad virgins... Manifique!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (downunderwonder @ Feb 8 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Dude your taste in Hip Hop is pretty on point. Respect. BTW the fact you had to google Bea Arthur and insinuated we are all a bunch of sad virgins... Manifique!</div> What? Yeah, right! I'm not sad, I'm happy!
I didn't get these questions in on time, but better late than never. 1. What do you think about the young talent on the Eagles defense? Bunkley, Patterson, Gaither, Gocong, Bradley, and Abrimi. Do you think they have the potential to become one of the top defenses next season? 2. Thoughts on McNabb and whether you think he will get traded this offseason. 3. What were your thoughts when the Giants won the Superbowl. I'm just wondering how you'll answer these from a Cowboy's fan point of view
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 12 2008, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I didn't get these questions in on time, but better late than never. 1. What do you think about the young talent on the Eagles defense? Bunkley, Patterson, Gaither, Gocong, Bradley, and Abrimi. Do you think they have the potential to become one of the top defenses next season? 2. Thoughts on McNabb and whether you think he will get traded this offseason. 3. What were your thoughts when the Giants won the Superbowl. I'm just wondering how you'll answer these from a Cowboy's fan point of view</div> Wooord; better late than never. 1. I don't follow other NFL teams as much as I do other NBA teams, so I'm not sure how the young guys are doing. What I can say is that I was hoping Cocong would fall to a Dallas mid-round pick a couple years ago. If there's one thing the Eagles do better than a Jerry Jones-led Cowboys team is draft TRUE inside linebackers. We've currently got a log jam of OLB hybrids without solid muscle in the middle (I love you Dat Nyguen!) 2. McNabb gets a bad rep; he's like the Jason Kidd of the eagles in the sense that a couple recent setbacks have made everyone forget what a great career he's had with the franchise. If the organization was serious with that Kevin Kolb pick (and therefore his future as an eagle), then they should see what offers they can get from Chicago, Baltimore, and maybe even Minnesota. If he's nearing a period of being a lame duck, they should trade him now and get the most out of him because lets face it, they're not winning a championship as long as Romo is in the league 3. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA F**** YOU BRADY. YOU BUNK-ASS B****"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 8 2008, 05:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Uh, you say have the right to 6, yet you clearly make claim to 7. 4)Dubai, easy. The UAE is so coddamn wealthy I can only imagine how nice it must be out there. 5)ughhhhhhhhh thats tough. Well luckily I saw the Cowboys win three when I was little, so I'll say Nets. 6)Jarkid, hands down, because he would turn it into a physical fight. Sorry L. 7)Who? LOL. No, you must acknowledge that the expectation for people in your grade is beneath the standard you set for yourself; act accordingly.</div> So, I'm guessing that means yes?
