Under The Microscope - The Joker

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  1. GMJ

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    Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the creator of the Juvenille Jojo Jig, the Joker.

    Rules of UTM: you get three questions, and the one UTM has the right to refuse to give an answer.

    1. Why do you have such an affinity for pop music? I'm talking about Jojo and JT.
    2. What gives you FEAR?
    3. Give me a realistic trade that improves the Nets without splitting up the big three.
     
  2. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    Who's your favorite porn star?
    How much porn do you watch in a week?
    Who your favorite Nets player
     
  3. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Would you describe your dream girl?
    What's your three favorite artists?
    Could you describe your personal highlight when playing basketball (with friends, school, etc)?
     
  4. GMJ

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    Because I started the thread, I will ask 4:

    Which poster does this most remind you of?

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Big Frame

    Big Frame Well-Known Member

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    1, why am I never even on the polls for these things?
    2, who are 3 people you would like to get stuck on a Island with?
    3, If you was Matt Millen how would you fix the lions?
     
  6. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    1) Why when am I on these things no one votes for me?
    2) Which presidential candidate are you voting for?
    3) Dont you just wanna strangle a certain "poster' sometimes? [​IMG]
     
  7. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    The thread needed to have some poll choices changed as all three members have gone Under the Microscope before. All of which except for Chutney have been questioned less then a year ago.

    Here are Brian and Huevonkiller's answers including mine since I've also been selected in the past year. This excludes all of us except Chutney who was the first to go UTM. Since that was soooo ... long ago, I think it is fine to let him go up in the polls again. It has to be this way so that more members have the opportunity to be selected to go UTM.

    Brian answers

    Huevonkiller answers

    M Two One answers

    Another thing to remember is to make sure any members that lost in a poll have to wait at least one month before they can go up again for selection. Finally, only one staff member (be it a mod, super mod, commish, etc) can be in the polls each time around.

    Anyone who has previously voted in this poll, please cast your votes again!
     
  8. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You have already voted in this poll</div>

    It won't let me [​IMG]
     
  9. GMJ

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Feb 12 2008, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You have already voted in this poll</div>

    It won't let me [​IMG]
    </div>

    me neither. It says I already voted in the poll, so I guess that means you and I voted for the guy who wasn't removed from the poll [​IMG]
     
  10. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 12 2008, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Feb 12 2008, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You have already voted in this poll</div>

    It won't let me [​IMG]
    </div>

    me neither. It says I already voted in the poll, so I guess that means you and I voted for the guy who wasn't removed from the poll [​IMG]
    </div>

    I can add votes by editing the poll.
     
  11. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    Just let an Admin know who you voted for confidentially.
     
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    Wait, so I got replaced by L? [​IMG]

    Don't worry I'll have some questions for you Kidd, so don't start whining
     
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    1. Why am I never on the polls?
    2. Why am I so much cooler than you?
    3. Why don't you listen to as much rap anymore?
     
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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    1) Pajamas with footies or a union suit with a trap door and why?
    2) How many of George Carlin's 7 dirty words do you use on a regular basis and which ones are they?
    3) Which of the following movies would you rather watch on a continuous loop for 24 hours and why? - The Hunt for Red October, Animal House or The Usual Suspects
     
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    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    1. How do you respond to 1. d4?
    2. What are three places you'd like to visit before you die, and why?
    3. If you could be any character in Lord of the Rings, who would it be and why?
     
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    1.) Why is Dumpy using the same questions again?
    2.) Can you dance for soulja boy and put it on youtube?
    3.) If it's 10 o'clock, would you know where your children are?
     
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    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 12 2008, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1.) Why is Dumpy using the same questions again?</div>

    Fine. Then:

    4.) Provide a backstory to my avatar.
     
  18. zєяσ

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    Where's the answer thread?
     
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    1. How come we say No homo after eveything on AIM?

    2. Why do you send me videos of a chick giving a guy a BJ then telling me to look at how nice her eyes are?

    3. Why does your mom keep calling my house asking for "Huge dick"?
     
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    If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?
    If you could punch anyone in the face, with out getting hurt who would it be?
    If you can do anything in the world what would it be?
     

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