OMFG, i might be a daddy

Discussion in 'Nets OT Forum' started by Jizzy, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    So, is this thread to prove that your not a virgin?

    This thread is worthless without pics...and not of you...
     
  2. soul driver

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    shove that pill down her throat just like you shoved...

    nevermind [​IMG]
     
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    No pill? Well look it's not the end of the world. Luckily we live in a day and age where there are options for young couples who don't want to have their children.

    Now, I wouldn't trust giving your child to DYFUS (or whatever the group is) due to their reputation in New Jersey. I might do some research into a better adoption/foster system, but I won't tell you how to raise your kid. It's your responsibility now.
     
  4. NJNetz

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>No pill? Well look it's not the end of the world. Luckily we live in a day and age where there are options for young couples who don't want to have their children.</div>

    He actually went to go buy the pill. Now, how old is Jizzy? Seriously, I'm interested now.
     
  5. soul driver

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    I thought he was older than me...I'm 22. I think he's 24/25? But I could be, and probably am, wrong.
     
  6. Mamba

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    I think you gotta man up and be responsible, but you could also be overreacting. Give it couple of weeks, before you really start stressing.

    Just bang your brains out, knowing that she probably is preggo. You've got nothing to worry about, now.
     
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  8. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

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    Coddamn, Jasper.
    Some posts were deleted, so I'm a bit lost. Jigga makes it sound like she's pregnant, but everything else makes it seem like it's up in the air.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (soul driver @ Feb 17 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I thought he was older than me...I'm 22. I think he's 24/25? But I could be, and probably am, wrong.</div>

    My guess would have been 16-17.
     
  10. o.iatlhawksfan

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (soul driver @ Feb 17 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I thought he was older than me...I'm 22. I think he's 24/25? But I could be, and probably am, wrong.</div>


    I thought you were ALOT younger.

    Jizzy is around my age, I remember from our BBF days.
     
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    Jizzy's like 13.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Feb 17 2008, 07:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Jizzy's like 13.</div>

    Damn if he is 13, they sure start young now. If he doesnt know about the Pill he most be pretty young.
     
  13. ghoti

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 17 2008, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nothing's 100%. However, unless you guys went to a clinic and got her the RU486 (morning after pill) there's a 96% chance she'll get pregnant.

    The cramping might be the stomach muscles being moved out of the way as the fetus is growing.</div>

    Damn you. I was going to post almost exactly this.
     
  14. Chutney

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    What does she look like down there?

    If her stuff is the same as your stuff, she won't get pregnant.

    So cheer up, little buckaroo!
     
  16. Dumpy

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    stop torturing him. Jizzy, more often than not sex does not cause pregnancy. There's a short window of time within which a child can be conceived, and even then, there's no guarrantee. When couples want a child, they carefully track the timing of the woman's cycle, and even then it could be moths or even years before she gets pregnant. Just do an on-line search, and you'll find out everything you need to know.
     
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    Jizzy was 18-ish two years ago, I think, back on bbb.
     
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    Well, if Dumpy's right, that's one less person who won't know that Boston is a city.
     
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    I'm sure it's fine, baby's don't come from man on man sex.
     
  20. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

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    That would have been funny if you didn't spell "babies" wrong :/.
     

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