OMFG, i might be a daddy

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  1. ghoti

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 17 2008, 07:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That would have been funny if you didn't spell "babies" wrong :/.</div>

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  2. Real

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    Jizzy I think is a year older than I am, so I think he's 20.
     
  3. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    I couldve sworn he was 14.
     
  4. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 17 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I couldve sworn he was 14.</div>
    I resent that.
     
  5. Денг Гордон

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    The cramping actually guarantees that she isn't pregnant. A mom told me this about one of these might be pregnant scenarios.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BG7 Lavigne @ Feb 17 2008, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The cramping actually guarantees that she isn't pregnant. A mom told me this about one of these might be pregnant scenarios.</div>

    Damn, that broke my heart.
     
  7. Joey FistPump

    Joey FistPump Making you look dumb EST. 1985

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BG7 Lavigne @ Feb 17 2008, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The cramping actually guarantees that she isn't pregnant. A mom told me this about one of these might be pregnant scenarios.</div>
    Yep...if she's cramping now then she's probably about to start her period...Typically you are safe from pregnancy concerns if around a week before and after her menstrual cycle. Although if your ****ing you really need to get your girl to be on the safe side...and if your like me and don't trust your girl wear a rubber.

    My ****ing cousin got his girlfriend pregnant because she lied about being on the pill...she wanted to get pregnant! They've been unhappily married for 4 years now...bottomline wear a rubber.

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    they bust.
     
  8. SportsTicker

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    At this point, theres actually only one solution if you don't want to have this baby

    PUNCH HER....HARD.....OR EVEN KICK HER.....RIGHT SQUARE IN THE BELLY....OR FIND SOME TALL STAIRS AND "ACCIDENTALLY" PUSH HER DOWN
     
  9. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 17 2008, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 17 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I couldve sworn he was 14.</div>
    I resent that.
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    It's not a knock on 14 year olds, but I could've have sworn he said he was 14 of BBB.net.
     
  10. o.iatlhawksfan

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 17 2008, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 17 2008, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 17 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I couldve sworn he was 14.</div>
    I resent that.
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    It's not a knock on 14 year olds, but I could've have sworn he said he was 14 of BBB.net.
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    no I think he's 18 or 19...
     
  11. Jizzy

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    job done. she took the pill (i watched) and i feel so releived



    wow, what is this, an age guessing contest?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 17 2008, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 17 2008, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 17 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I couldve sworn he was 14.</div>
    I resent that.
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    It's not a knock on 14 year olds, but I could've have sworn he said he was 14 of BBB.net.
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    Pretty sure he's older than me.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 17 2008, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 17 2008, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 17 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I couldve sworn he was 14.</div>
    I resent that.
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    It's not a knock on 14 year olds, but I could've have sworn he said he was 14 of BBB.net.
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    Can't you tell from his posts?



    Oh no I didn't.
     
  14. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ Feb 17 2008, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 17 2008, 07:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That would have been funny if you didn't spell "babies" wrong :/.</div>

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    What about siblings?
     
  15. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Shoot, Jizzy, looks like she'll be shooting out Triplets.
     
  16. Jizzy

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    damn, i feel good
     
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    Ok so naming the forum slogan was a wash, how about we have a contest to see who gets to name Jizzy's kid?
     
  18. o.iatlhawksfan

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 17 2008, 11:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>damn, i feel good</div>
    so how old are you?
     
  19. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 17 2008, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ok so naming the forum slogan was a wash, how about we have a contest to see who gets to name Jizzy's kid?</div>
    ooh! ooh! ooh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
    *breathes
    Pick me! Pick me! Pick me, damn it!!

    Name the kid L!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 17 2008, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ok so naming the forum slogan was a wash, how about we have a contest to see who gets to name Jizzy's kid?</div>
    They're going to be Triplets, my friend.
     

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