Football Viruses

Discussion in 'Football Discussion' started by DDRickyDD, Feb 20, 2008.

  1. DDRickyDD

    DDRickyDD SportsTwo Member.

    The Chelsea Virus.
    This is where you PC thinks its far supierior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happend before 2004/2005.

    Add your own please.
     
  2. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

    The Man Utd Virus.

    This is when your PC ONLY remembers the times it worked well and not the rest of the time when it was crashing and Downloading (signing) Crappy Files (Players)
     
  3. Hudge

    Hudge Active Member

    The West Ham virus

    This is when your computer is shit and still thinks it's awesome. AKA the SPurs virus, the Everton virus
     
  4. Art_gunner4life

    Art_gunner4life DYC Arsenal Fan

    The Liverpool and AC Milan Virus

    It happens when your computer switches it's time settings to 1970's and 1980's and thinks living in history is greater than present. [​IMG]
     
  5. man_u_barmy_army

    man_u_barmy_army DYC Legend +Young Prodigy

    The Newcastle Virus they think they can make it into the top section but it select the wrong switch and goes down and cannot stop until they want to go down
     
  6. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

    The Arsenal Virus:

    Very strong in the opening stages but weakens towards the end of the year.
     
  7. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

    We have to kickstart this thread again.

    The Beckham virus: The lights on your PC are all on but nothing works...
     
  8. man_u_barmy_army

    man_u_barmy_army DYC Legend +Young Prodigy

    the ronaldo virus it is a legend progream but it is acually a virus (public veiw of him)
     
  9. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

    The David James Virus: This one's not particularly harmful - but you just can't save anything.
     
  10. kobimel

    kobimel Hapoel

    The Spain Virus: Reportedly, tens of thousands of German computers have crashed due to it.
     
  11. CelticKing

    CelticKing The Green Monster

    hahah, thats the best kobi.
     
  12. man_u_barmy_army

    man_u_barmy_army DYC Legend +Young Prodigy

    the russia virus: It is a really harmfull virus until it hits the firewall
     
  13. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

    Lillian Thuram: which is too slow for modern processes, the lack of speed makes you look in disbelief at your monitor.
     
  14. man_u_barmy_army

    man_u_barmy_army DYC Legend +Young Prodigy

    lol shouldn't this thread be renamed football viruses?
     
  15. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

    There we go.
     
  16. kobimel

    kobimel Hapoel

    The Fat Virus: Attacking 30 year old Brazilian computers since 1999.

    ^^^
    For those who have read the Gordinho thread.
     
  17. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

    Haha, very nice.
     
  18. man_u_barmy_army

    man_u_barmy_army DYC Legend +Young Prodigy

    the a.c millan virus: a virus to combat the fat virus but doesn't really work
     
  19. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

    The Martin O'Neill Virus: The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your day's been), than all the other computers in the building. Also, your computer grows pube-like hair on top of the monitor.
     
  20. man_u_barmy_army

    man_u_barmy_army DYC Legend +Young Prodigy

    lol main there is something wrong with this it is not updating it on the top forum despite they are the same
     

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