KKK Endorses Obama

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  1. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton."


    White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

    Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

    This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.

    KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.

    Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

    <span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%">"The boy's gonna do it. <u>My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund</u>. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."
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    "A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

    Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.</div>

    http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1227
     
  2. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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  3. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    I also heard a rumour that she has a snuke up her snizz.
     
  4. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (speeds @ Feb 22 2008, 08:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I also heard a rumour that she has a snuke up her snizz.</div>
    On no, We all gonna die!

    If this is the KKK's reasoning, why dont they just vote for McCain?
     
  5. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Feb 22 2008, 09:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (speeds @ Feb 22 2008, 08:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I also heard a rumour that she has a snuke up her snizz.</div>
    On no, We all gonna die!

    If this is the KKK's reasoning, why dont they just vote for McCain?
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    Edit- Lol they got you... It's a joke. I was fooled too at first.
     
  6. pegs

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    Hahaha, that's priceless. Good for the KKK. This is something I wouldn't expect at all, but I'm glad they're against Hillary.
     
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    I forgot to state the obvious Mamba, but this is a hysterical find.
     
  8. shookem

    shookem Still not a bust

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    Man, ya'll really don't want a women running your shit eh?
     
  9. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    That might be the worst campaign sign I have ever seen.


    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shookem)</div><div class='quotemain'>Man, ya'll really don't want a women running your shit eh?</div>
    Kim Campbell, ftw.
     
  10. thedude9990

    thedude9990 JBB JustBBall Member

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    thats funny. but isnt that a joke site?
     
  11. shookem

    shookem Still not a bust

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    Kim Campbell was a scary, scary lady.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shookem @ Feb 22 2008, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Kim Campbell was a scary, scary lady.</div>

    She was sexy. I enjoyed her 5 minutes of being PM.
     
  13. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (thedude9990 @ Feb 22 2008, 02:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>thats funny. but isnt that a joke site?</div>

    Yes, its a gag.
     

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