Laker Fans Riot After Last Night's Loss...

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  1. Really Lost One

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>The Lakers suffered an agonizing defeat at the hands of the Sacramento Kings on Sunday night. The loss lengthened the team’s losing streak to…one, and sent fans all across Los Angeles into a vicious uproar. Crazed fans gathered in front of the Lakers’ practice facility to voice their frustrations with the squad.

    “This just shouldn’t happen”, said Tyrone “Juice” James, a longtime Lakers fan. “There’s no reason for us to lose. Ever. I blame Phil for this mess. We’re underachieving.”

    While some blamed the coach, others blamed general manager Mitch Kupchak. The angry mob carried signs with slogans such as “Do It Mitch!” and “Fire Cupkake!”. Fans attribute the team’s lack of a quality 11th man to Kupchak and his lack of aggressiveness in the open market.

    The Lakers now head into a critical matchup with the Toronto Raptors on Tuesday night. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has put the city on high alert and reportedly has riot police and military personnel ready to respond to a potentially bloody and destructive fan response should the team lose yet again.</div>


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    Wtf? Is for real? Over one game? You guys need to chillax.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Mar 11 2008, 12:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wtf? Is for real? Over one game? You guys need to chillax.</div>

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    Joker, have you ever read The Onion?
     
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    I looked more into it. At first I thought it was a joke, but the site looked legit for a second. Silly me.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Mar 11 2008, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I looked more into it. At first I thought it was a joke, but the site looked legit for a second. Silly me.</div>


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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan @ Mar 10 2008, 11:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Mar 11 2008, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I looked more into it. At first I thought it was a joke, but the site looked legit for a second. Silly me.</div>


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    LMAO @ Joker

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    Lakers fans need to chill! lol....
     
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    What is with L.A. and riots?


    EDIT: Hey I accidentally reported this thread when I meant to reply (my brain had a flat tire), so whatever moderator gets that message, please ignore it as it was accidental. Thanks.

    EDIT 2: Ok I can clearly see this is a joke.
     

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