Time to dream a bit....

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  1. TheBeef

    TheBeef Commish of FUN!

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    Heres the scenario:

    You are 22 years old....you are single....you have a degree from a major university....you just signed a $57million deal....and you will be the 1st pick in the draft on Saturday....the press conference is over, you have to fly to NY on friday afternoon for the draft, but you have some free time until then, so what are you doing???????
     
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    TheBeef Commish of FUN!

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    Lets see:

    1 .I have a 2pm appt to see this estate near the Dolphins facility....a bargain at just over $2m, I will have the shrubs reworked in front into number 77.... [​IMG]

    2. I have a 3:30pm to take a look at this automobile.... [​IMG]

    3. Then Im going to drive it over to the facilities to get my play book and lift in the afternoon
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    4. After, Im going to the gorcery store to fill my new pantry and check out the local "chick scene"

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  3. The Return of the Raider

    The Return of the Raider Active Member

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    The picture of the last girl in the white shirt is so symbolic of how it all ends up. The woman is not simply clenching a sack that contains two rounded object in it. She is Jake's future spouse, and she now has him by the "nuts". Remember, they always get half, no matter whose fault it is.
     
  4. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheBeef @ Apr 23 2008, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Heres the scenario:

    You are 22 years old....you are single....you have a degree from a major university....you just signed a $57million deal....and you will be the 1st pick in the draft on Saturday....the press conference is over, you have to fly to NY on friday afternoon for the draft, but you have some free time until then, so what are you doing???????</div>

    Go to DisneyLand, duh! lol.
     
  5. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Apr 23 2008, 09:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The picture of the last girl in the white shirt is so symbolic of how it all ends up. The woman is not simply clenching a sack that contains two rounded object in it. She is Jake's future spouse, and she now has him by the "nuts". Remember, they always get half, no matter whose fault it is.</div>

    It'd be even funnier and more relevant if it were a bag of shredded coconuts.
     
  6. TheBeef

    TheBeef Commish of FUN!

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Apr 23 2008, 10:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The picture of the last girl in the white shirt is so symbolic of how it all ends up. The woman is not simply clenching a sack that contains two rounded object in it. She is Jake's future spouse, and she now has him by the "nuts". Remember, they always get half, no matter whose fault it is.</div>


    Funny you should mention that, because Florida us a community property state, which means its 50/50 on a split regardless of who earned the dough
     
  7. The Return of the Raider

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheBeef @ Apr 24 2008, 03:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Funny you should mention that, because Florida us a community property state, which means its 50/50 on a split regardless of who earned the dough</div>

    Gold diggers, rejoice!
     
  8. Pack Attack

    Pack Attack The KISS Army

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    I'm changing my phone number so none of my greedy distant relatives or so called "friends from way back" can find me. [​IMG]
     
  9. Thoth

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pack Attack @ Apr 24 2008, 11:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm changing my phone number so none of my greedy distant relatives or so called "friends from way back" can find me. [​IMG]</div>

    But, PA, We know where to find you. lol?
     

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