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  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Western Conference Finals Game 2 at Los Angeles: Lakers 101, Spurs 71

    There's not going to be much of Game 2 recap today. After a score like 101-71, there really isn't a whole lot to say.

    <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">In a nutshell, the main problem is that the Lakers are bigger, stronger, faster, quicker, younger, healthier, deeper, have better shooters, better coaching, and home court advantage. But besides that, the Spurs could totally come back and win this series.</span>

    All they need is for the following players to play better; significantly so in most cases:

    Tim Duncan

    Manu Ginobili

    Tony Parker

    Fabricio Oberto

    Ime Udoka

    Brent Barry

    Kurt Thomas

    These players on the other hand are playing as well as they can, so they just need to keep up doing what they're doing:

    Bruce Bowen

    Michael Finley

    Robert Horry

    Jacque Vaughn

    "But Stampler," you're saying. "I'm confused," you're saying. "Finley, Horry, and Vaughn have been horrible. Are you some kind of idiot? Have you not been watching? How can you write that those guys are playing well?"

    I didn't write that they've been playing well. I wrote that they're playing as well as they can. They in fact stink, but it's not their fault that they're on the floor. When crappy players are put in a position to fail, it's on the coach. No serious team with championship aspirations plays guys like that in a Conference Final, yet here we are. Team Moneyball, basically, except our stars actually have championships and are clutch performers and stuff. And our coach is the guy who thinks he's smarter than everybody, not the GM. We can't afford to pay for ten decent NBA players. In fact, we're paying below the market rate for our second and third best players, guys who on other teams would probably have max deals. Stephon Marbury makes more money than Manu and Tony combined. That says it all, for both us and the Knicks, doesn't it?

    Of course, we can still get it done. We can win these next two home games and make it a best of three going back to L.A. Our guys will shoot better in our building. They'll defend harder. Manu will find a way to make an impact, regardless of his battered physical condition. Tony will play with more nerve and confidence. It can happen.

    <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Here's the thing though - I'm good either way. Honestly. I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't hate the Lakers, I truly don't. I hate, in order, the Mavs, the Suns, and the Nuggets. I think I've built a healthy disregard for the Hornets, after seeing Chris Paul and David West up close and personal for seven games. They're punks, and Paul is a sneaky thug, very much like Jason Terry. I dislike the Celtics for the way they instantly turned themselves from bums to contenders, thanks to a couple of shady deals. I think they're arrogant as shit and can't believe that they're acting like they've won the whole thing before they have. I've always despised Garnett and think he's overrated.

    I don't hate L.A. though.

    Oh, I used to, believe me. But 90% of my hatred for them had to do with that 400 lb. tub of goo that's stealing Robert Sarver's money in Phoenix these days. I was always firmly on the Kobester's side in the Shaq-Kobe feud. All Bryant wanted was for Shaq to work out in the offseason, show up ready to go, and not blatantly tank the regular season. I think it drove Bryant nuts that he had to carry the team for large stretches in the regular season and then give way to Shaq in the playoffs, when he finally felt like playing. Cue the Scottie Pippen comparisons that no doubt drove Kobe insane.

    Shaq's gone now. So is the ever-annoying Rick Fox. Fucking Horry (a player I loathed back then) plays for us now. The only guy they got left from their glory days that I can't stand is Derek Fisher.

    Can I work up the proper hate for Lamar Odom? Probably. Sasha Vujacic and Jordan Farmar? Absolutely. Pau Gasol? I doubt it. I kinda like him. Always have. Ronny Turiaf works hard and has a lot of spirit. Luke Walton's a great glue guy. The only sulky, bad attitude guy in the mix is Andrew Bynum, and he's not around to hate. Phil Jackson might be the world's biggest egomaniac, but he's still an excellent coach, and not nearly as afraid of change or youngsters as Pop.
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    I don't hate the Lakers and I can't see myself doing so anytime soon. I respect their coach. I like most of their players. They're not dirty. They were built the right way. They play team basketball but at the same time they've got a star who can take over if he has to. When I see their bench, and then I look at our bench, I feel ill.

    Anyway, Game 3 is tonight. Either our guys will make this a series or we will witness the very beginning stages of the game's next great team. As good as the Lakers are right now, they could very well be juggernauts in the coming years if Bynum and Gasol can play together. They're gonna win a title, if not this year than in the near future.

    The question for our guys is how long can they hold them off?

    P.S. Here's the Friday spot with the Steve Mason show. I got a couple of shots in at Kobe that they loved.</div>
    Source: PoundingtheRock

    Great stuff!
     
  2. illmatic

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    hahaha, that's awesome!
     
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    "The only sulky, bad attitude guy in the mix is Andrew Bynum, and he's not around to hate. "

    Wait, what?
     
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    I used to dislike the Lakers because of Shaq. I'm so glad I can root for a team this talented that behaves well together. It did drive me crazy how some people in the media didn't get on O'Neal's back for not being in good shape. He didn't deserve the contract he was asking for.

    To be honest, KG sounds somewhat awkward when he talks, like he's acting or something during interviews. When he kept crying back in Minnesota on a few occasions on tv, it seemed extremely disingenuous and extra dramatic; very irritating. This is nothing against Boston, I've thought about this since his later-Minny days.
     
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    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    "I think I've built a healthy disregard for the Hornets, after seeing Chris Paul and David West up close and personal for seven games. They're punks, and Paul is a sneaky thug, very much like Jason Terry."

    Wait, what?
     
  6. Shapecity

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Voodoo Child @ May 25 2008, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"I think I've built a healthy disregard for the Hornets, after seeing Chris Paul and David West up close and personal for seven games. They're punks, and Paul is a sneaky thug, very much like Jason Terry."

    Wait, what?</div>

    I also had a WTF response to that. What the hell is a sneaky thug?
     
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    I think it deals with both of their affinities for punching others in the gonads.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ May 25 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think it deals with both of their affinities for punching others in the gonads.</div>

    Are you referring the punch that ended Julius Hodges NBA career? He was never the same.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shapecity @ May 25 2008, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ May 25 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think it deals with both of their affinities for punching others in the gonads.</div>

    Are you referring the punch that ended Julius Hodges NBA career? He was never the same.
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    Is there any other gonad punch heard round the world?
     
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    When did David West hit someone in the nuts?
     
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    I was talking about Paul and Terry, not West.
     
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    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    West is always wanting to fight someone LOL, but it's just because he's competitive.
     
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    I don't think West wants to fight guys. NBA player I assume to play basketball to scrap other guys. Take Ben Gordon for example. He just stays home and reads the bible. Never goes out or does anything crazy. PM BG7, he'll tell you. West just takes how he plays very seriously and is always ready to compete. But the same can be said for any player.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ May 25 2008, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think it deals with both of their affinities for punching others in the gonads.</div>

    So why is that fucked up, but what Bowen does is just perfectly fine? Fuck the Spurs.
     
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    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    Bruce Bowen is always being called a dirty player
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ May 26 2008, 01:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ May 25 2008, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think it deals with both of their affinities for punching others in the gonads.</div>

    So why is that fucked up, but what Bowen does is just perfectly fine? **** the Spurs.
    </div>

    Bowen is a psycho and lucky an enforcer-scrub hasn't taken him out of a game.
     
  17. Shapecity

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ May 26 2008, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ May 26 2008, 01:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ May 25 2008, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think it deals with both of their affinities for punching others in the gonads.</div>

    So why is that fucked up, but what Bowen does is just perfectly fine? **** the Spurs.
    </div>

    Bowen is a psycho and lucky an enforcer-scrub hasn't taken him out of a game.
    </div>

    I'm not sure enforcer-scrubs exist anymore.
     
  18. huevonkiller

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shapecity @ May 26 2008, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ May 26 2008, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ May 26 2008, 01:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ May 25 2008, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think it deals with both of their affinities for punching others in the gonads.</div>

    So why is that fucked up, but what Bowen does is just perfectly fine? **** the Spurs.
    </div>

    Bowen is a psycho and lucky an enforcer-scrub hasn't taken him out of a game.
    </div>

    I'm not sure enforcer-scrubs exist anymore.
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    Not with that mentality. [​IMG]
     
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    pegs My future wife.

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    My point was...this guy is a fan of the Spurs, with Bruce Bowen, Manu Ginobili, and Robert Horry on the roster...and he's complaining about Chris Paul and Jason Terry? Wtf
     

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