Man has SEX with Car

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  1. NJNetz

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    Yea, Jim Rome was talking about this the other day, its a lie.
     
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    Oh...wow.
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    That must be exhausting.... sorry.
     
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    Manual or Automatic?
     
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    What gear would the car be in?
     
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    I've heard of a man having sex with a bike, but not a car. Wow.
     
  10. Jumpman

    Jumpman And Your Nominees Are...

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    At least he has enough sense to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down first.
     
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    Where do you think toy cars come from? Those are the love children of this man, ya know...when the condom breaks.

    Cannot be serious. He bought a "Male" car to have gay sex with it? Come on. Seriously?

    I mean, people are strange and do different things, but an article in a magazine about f*cking cars? Wow. This is just one step below bestiality. What a shame really.
     
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    This is in Heavy and Mature Topics? wtf?
     
  13. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ May 26 2008, 02:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This is in Heavy and Mature Topics? wtf?</div>

    Cars are heavy.
     
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    "This guy has horrible tastes in cars. You should have seen this Cobalt I hollered at last week; shortie was a DIMEPIECE."
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 26 2008, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"This guy has horrible tastes in cars. You should have seen this Cobalt I hollered at last week; shortie was a DIMEPIECE."</div>
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  16. ToddMacCulloch11

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ May 25 2008, 11:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That must be exhausting.... sorry.</div>

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    pfft thats Nothing. I'm bumming a Chevvy.

    Nah seriously though thats just plain wrong.
     
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    Ingo should prosecute him for rape
     
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    I argee, he slipped roofies in the coolant....it's a damn shame
     
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