We're all gonna die: The British have completed their Skynet network

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  1. GMJ

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Skynet 5 allows the British Army, Royal Navy and Royal Air Force (RAF) to pass much more data, faster between command centres.

    The bandwidth capacity easily surpasses the current satellite constellation, Skynet 4, whose spacecraft are coming to the end of their design lives.

    "Skynet 5 is about two-and-a-half-times more capable than the previous system, and it also gives us the ability to use not just voice communication but also data communication," explains Patrick Wood from spacecraft manufacturer EADS Astrium.

    "<span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%">So, computers can talk directly to computers,</span> as well giving us pictures and real-time video images."</div>

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    Wow. I always thought Americans would destroy the world. Nah I'm sure if it's us Brits controlling it then Skynet won't destroy the world.
     
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    True but we Brits don't put CHEESE with Everything like you Americans do [​IMG]

    Nah but on a serious note. This is a serious step forward for the Brits. We needed a big boost like that but no doubt the American Army will come in with Super Skynet in a couple months.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Jun 14 2008, 01:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Oh yeah, well in Canada, we can...um...make zippers.</div>
    And bacon!
     
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    Canada has just completed it's own military satellite to complement the British SkyNet5, the new satellite, the SKYCAN5 is entirely comprised of hockey sticks, bacon, and maple syrup as the adhesive, it is a large improvement over the previous model, SKYCAN4 which was mainly composed of pinecones and used jockstraps.
     
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    It's fine, Arnie will save the day again, and he can even film it and bring out Terminator 4. A new genre I think, sci-real lol.
     
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    It still sounds a bit behind comparable US technology...
     
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    Be careful there, it looks like you might be providing us with classified information...

    You might get put in Guantanamo for that
     
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    I met a guy from the UK last night at a Sonnys BBQ....he was a very friendly blok(look how he has me talking) who wanted to know all about the space program and was really excited about the Shuttle coming back this morning(which scared the crap out of me, like it always does when it came in)....he was most impressed with the price we pay for beer(he said for the same "pint" of Bud he was drinking and paid $2.50 for, he would have paid $7 for in England) and the price of gas($3.96 a gallon, he said its over $10 back home)....after the meal, and after he had downed 3 very large glasses of Bud, he wanted to go to a "Pub" and I gave him directions to a few that were close.....if I had been a younger man and not out with my wife, I can imagine that he and I would have gone bar hopping all night and international hilarity would have ensued....oh, to be young again....but, I do agree that theres very little diffence between an american and a brit, outside of our definitions of football and the price we pay for ale....
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (chingy0007 @ Jun 14 2008, 01:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's fine, Arnie will save the day again, and he can even film it and bring out Terminator 4. A new genre I think, sci-real lol.</div>

    it would likely be called sci-non-fi....
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (chingy0007 @ Jun 14 2008, 03:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Be careful there, it looks like you might be providing us with classified information...

    You might get put in Guantanamo for that</div>

    There are some guys outside my door with sunglasses and dark suits... I thought it was another Blues Brothers movie, but now I'm not so sure.

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