<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>The Associated Press BARNEGAT, N.J. - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school. Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword. Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school. The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.</div> Source <div><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RVlGm-s7Lz8&"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RVlGm-s7Lz8&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" /></embed></object></div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Jun 30 2008, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>The Associated Press BARNEGAT, N.J. - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school. Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword. Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school. The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.</div> Source <div><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RVlGm-s7Lz8&"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RVlGm-s7Lz8&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" /></embed></object></div> </div> OMFG, I've already seen that video but it is still ****ing hilarious.