We’ll Make ‘Gordinho’ Lose Weight – Milan <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Barcelona playmaker Ronaldinho is looking increasingly likely to join Milan, and the latest reports suggest that the transfer could be signed, sealed and delivered within the next few weeks. The 28-year-old had a miserable season last campaign, and has been heavily criticised for being overweight. At the weekend Ronaldinho made his long-awaited return to football in a charity match in Venezuela, however he was looking particularly heavy. The Brazilian press have been poking fun at Ronnie’s weight, giving him a new nickname, ‘Gordinho’, which translated means ‘little fat one’, and of which is a reference to Ronaldo, who a few years ago was labelled ‘El Gordo’ (the fat one). However Milan’s athletic trainer Daniele Tognaccini has promised that there will be no problems in getting Ronaldinho back to peak physical shape if he joins the Diavoli. "I do not know the current condition of Ronaldinho and obviously I do not know if he will become a Milan player,” he told the Gazzetta dello Sport. “But speaking in general I believe that he would not have any trouble finding his best physical fitness. “Let us not forget that the extra kilos are also down to his injury, as he has not played since March. But he is a champion and he will soon be in excellent condition."</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing @ Jul 1 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Gordo means fat or big stomach, something like that. haha (in spanish, if I'm correct)</div> It actually means "fat person" in Portuguese, I believe. I already gave that nickname to Ronaldo though! I just call Ronaldinho "Idiota-inútil." Also, media knows that the fat-ass Brazilians are bloating because they party too much with heavy drugs and alcohol.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing @ Jul 1 2008, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>And Milan wants them both on their team. haha</div> It is funny, isn't it?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing @ Jul 1 2008, 12:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'> It must suck for Kaka though to be on the same team. haha</div> Meh, he'll probably be 30 lbs overweight in a few years anyway. It seems like destiny now - all once great Brazilians become fat, drug-addicted, transvestite interested pigs. BTW, off-topic here but where is the AFC Champions League love? lol
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey @ Jul 1 2008, 12:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>These guys (writers) giving the players their names are most likely at least twice as fat? -Petey</div> Probably quadruple if it is a US-based website.
^ Hey, that was Ronaldo only, and he made a mistake. hahah I don't see Kaka going the same route though, he has become an Italian citizen and probably lives in Milan during offseason.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing @ Jul 1 2008, 01:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>^ Hey, that was Ronaldo only, and he made a mistake. hahah I don't see Kaka going the same route though, he has become an Italian citizen and probably lives in Milan during offseason.</div> Well, the transvestite issue, yeah. Also, I wouldn't actually call Idiota-inútil fat, Ronaldo is actually fat, the other is just a bit overweight. Nothing that some training and drug-addiction/alcoholism programs can't help undo. In any case, I hope Kaka doesn't take that route.
well a footballer has to stay healthy and has ronaldo lost much weight since he was dubbed Fatty Fatty fat
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Main Event @ Jul 1 2008, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wait, now we're saying that Gordinho is a drug addict/alcoholic?</div> You can actually SEE his beer belly. As for the drugs, well he goes to a lot of parties, so I guess when you're a celebrity party type, the media assumes that you're on drugs as well.
Yeah, he's a drug-addict. Not something that can't be helped though. One of my favorite athletes is currently skipping le Tour de France because he was busted publicly for using cocaine.
Ah, silly silly man. See what fame does to ya? Getting famous to quick is not good. Not good at all. Look at Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears... Fucks your brain up.
