Chiefs TE violently grabs diner and squeezes him

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  1. TheBeef

    TheBeef Commish of FUN!

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    Look, I can write headlines like the liberal media too!!!!!

    Seriously, Tony Gonzalez preformed the Heimlich Manuever on a chocking man and dislodged the food that was caught in his throat, saving the mans life....theres an early leader for NFL Man of the Year 2008.....

    TE is hero
     
  2. AEM

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  3. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    I am a big fan of stories like this, which are about the players and what they do off the field or court.

    Tight ends are rather big fellows, and football players in general do 'roids and lift lots of weights. The article talks about how big and strong he is... The diner is lucky he didn't suffer broken ribs [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Jul 7 2008, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I am a big fan of stories like this, which are about the players and what they do off the field or court.

    Tight ends are rather big fellows, and football players in general do 'roids and lift lots of weights. The article talks about how big and strong he is... The diner is lucky he didn't suffer broken ribs [​IMG]</div>

    That beats the alternative, doesn't it?

    Also, wasn't there a story a while back about a player who made a reception near the sidelines and absolutely laid into a nearby photographer who had to be stretchered off in an ambulance, only to find that he had a brain tumor when he got to the hospital? Basically that guy would have died from the brain tumor if he didn't get drilled. I think that was Gonzalez too.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (agoo101284 @ Jul 7 2008, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Jul 7 2008, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I am a big fan of stories like this, which are about the players and what they do off the field or court.

    Tight ends are rather big fellows, and football players in general do 'roids and lift lots of weights. The article talks about how big and strong he is... The diner is lucky he didn't suffer broken ribs [​IMG]</div>

    That beats the alternative, doesn't it?

    Also, wasn't there a story a while back about a player who made a reception near the sidelines and absolutely laid into a nearby photographer who had to be stretchered off in an ambulance, only to find that he had a brain tumor when he got to the hospital? Basically that guy would have died from the brain tumor if he didn't get drilled. I think that was Gonzalez too.
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    You are correct. NFL Films did a piece on it.
     
  6. kcgsc

    kcgsc Chiefs Enthusiast Extraordinaire

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    <span style="color:#FF0000"><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><span style="font-family:Tahoma">Tony was dining at his old SoCal stomping grounds and the choker was a chargers fan. They asked the fan if he would switch his alliegiance and he said he was still a Charger's fan, but a pretty big Tony Gonzalez fan too. Lucky the poor guy wasn't wearing a Raider's jersey.</span></span></span>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kcgsc @ Jul 25 2008, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Tony was dining at his old SoCal stomping grounds and the choker was a chargers fan. They asked the fan if he would switch his alliegiance and he said he was still a Charger's fan, but a pretty big Tony Gonzalez fan too. Lucky the poor guy wasn't wearing a Raider's jersey.</div>
    Awesome
     
  8. The Return of the Raider

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kcgsc @ Jul 25 2008, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="color:#FF0000"><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><span style="font-family:Tahoma">Tony was dining at his old SoCal stomping grounds and the choker was a chargers fan. They asked the fan if he would switch his alliegiance and he said he was still a Charger's fan, but a pretty big Tony Gonzalez fan too. Lucky the poor guy wasn't wearing a Raider's jersey.</span></span></span></div>

    Heh heh. If it was a Raiders' fan, he would have chewed his food properly so that he wouldn't have that problem. The Raider fan learned to chew properly after watching a huge choke job against the Buccaneers in the Superbowl a few years ago.
     
  9. Denny Crane

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    Raiders fans don't eat in restaurants anyway. Not if there's a tailgate nearby.
     

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