Who's that Player/Poster?

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  1. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Denny Crane = Spencer Hawes becuase he fuggin hates Obama
     
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    pegs My future wife.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jul 30 2008, 01:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>BasX = any rookie on the Cincinnati Bengals, he's got good potential, but he's at risk because he runs with a bad crowd.

    Pegs = Marko Jaric, he's got a hot [facebook] girlfriend</div>

    She's not my girlfriend...just this girl I stalk [​IMG]
     
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    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    carter15nets: Zoran Planinic

    They learned to speak english the same way: Chappelle Show
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Jul 30 2008, 01:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Voodoo Child = Keyon Clark. Lots of talent and potential but has turned into an apathetic alcoholic with no work ethic.</div>

    LMAO

    Some of these have me in stitches!

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    I'm gonna need a link to see Zoran learning English from Chappelle
     
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    Real = Karl Malone: get the f**k off my lawn you commie, liberal pansies.

    cpawfan = Shawn Kemp: loves kids
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jul 30 2008, 12:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Real = Karl Malone: get the f**k off my lawn you commie, liberal pansies.

    cpawfan = Shawn Kemp: loves kids.</div>

    Holy shit, those were awesome.
     
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    shookem = Lebron James, he would throw up at the very idea of living in New Jersey.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jul 30 2008, 01:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Jul 30 2008, 01:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Voodoo Child = Keyon Clark. Lots of talent and potential but has turned into an apathetic alcoholic with no work ethic.</div>

    LMAO

    Some of these have me in stitches!

    edit:

    I'm gonna need a link to see Zoran learning English from Chappelle
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    I just remember a couple of games way back when they were talking about how Zoran was teaching krstic how to speak english, and that Zoran learned via watching the Chappelle Show.
     
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    Grew up a soccer guy, but came around and is a basketball guy!!!
     
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    CelticKing = Chris "Birdman" Anderson, despite kicking his crack habit and getting out of jail, you know he's still the hardest mutha******* in the league.
     
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    pegs My future wife.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jul 30 2008, 01:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Real = Karl Malone: get the f**k off my lawn you commie, liberal pansies.

    cpawfan = Shawn Kemp: loves kids</div>

    Therefore, cpawfan = my hero
     
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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jul 30 2008, 01:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Jul 30 2008, 01:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>GMJigga = You're begging for K-Mart man. :] A better version of him though, of course.</div>


    yessss compliment of the year! suck it cpawfan [​IMG]
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jul 30 2008, 01:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>cpawfan = Shawn Kemp: loves kids</div>

    That makes me your hero (since Kenyon's favorite player growing up was Kemp)
     
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    #1War_Poet = Thr0n, screams intellectual with his posts.

    Pegs = Bynum, he's done a lot in so little time, 10 K posts in less than a year? Pretty immature guy though (in some of his posts [​IMG]).

    Return of the Raider = Rich Gannon, old as hell but still in MVP form. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan @ Jul 30 2008, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jul 30 2008, 01:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Jul 30 2008, 01:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>GMJigga = You're begging for K-Mart man. :] A better version of him though, of course.</div>


    yessss compliment of the year! suck it cpawfan [​IMG]
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jul 30 2008, 01:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>cpawfan = Shawn Kemp: loves kids</div>

    That makes me your hero (since Kenyon's favorite player growing up was Kemp)
    </div>

    ...oh goddamn it [​IMG]

    Lavalamp = Robert Horry, you've seen him around on a decent number of teams, and he's regarded as the consummate professional. Also body checks people in the playoffs.

    THE DADDY = The Daddy, [video=youtube;JDxENd2gm30]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDxENd2gm30[/video]

    My War Yinka For Life Fan = Clinton Portis, he's a funny cross-dressing Indian. [​IMG]
     
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    L = Vince Carter. Has all the talent, kind of likes New Jersey (he's not in LOVE with it or anything though), and is a bit lazy.

    Kid Chocolate = Iverson/Nas. The last Real "G" alive of course. :]

    His favorite song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xl3t-TvG59U
     

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