Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. GMJ

    GMJ Suspended

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    That's what you get for listening to RHCP
    OHBURN
     
  2. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Who? What?

    You know what? This kid is an...

    [​IMG]

    Yeah, yeah. Oscar Meyer, even.
     
  3. Colonel Ronan

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    A few things.

    1. I hate the new layout.
    2. When ever I click on a link, it takes a fucking fortnight to load.
    3. There are some douchebags on there that I really don't have time for.
     
  4. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0911081baggy1.html

    The Baggy Pants Posse

    Florida crackdown nets 11 more perps for exposing their boxer shorts

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    SEPTEMBER 11--Last week we brought word of the arrest of Kenneth Smith, a Florida man busted for wearing baggy pants that exposed his boxer shorts. Well, it turns out that the Riviera Beach cops have been rather diligent in enforcing a new city ordinance targeting droopy shorts and trousers, according to police reports. Since officers began their crackdown last month, they have arrested at least 11 other baggy pants perps (of that group, two are juveniles). Below you'll find mug shots of eight of the other nine arrestees, aged between 18 and 36. As seen in a series of Riviera Beach Police Department probable cause affidavits, each of the males was nabbed after officers determined that low-slung pants or shorts had resulted in the exposure of between two and five inches of the individual offender's boxer shorts. While most of the busts occurred without incident, a few of the arrestees appeared bewildered that they were being arrested for a trouser-related offense. One of the juveniles, in fact, cursed out Officer J. Thornton and said, according to one affidavit, "Your a cracker and ain't got shit better to do." First-time violators of ordinance 12-3043 face a fine of up to $150. Repeat offenders could be sentenced to a maximum of 30 days in jail. (12 pages)
     
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    Is it funny that whoever wrote up the affidavit is illiterate?
     
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    Only in America.
     
  7. AEM

    AEM Gesundheit

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    Right, because seeing boxers is just that dangerous to society
     
  8. pegs

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    I'm dangerous to society.

    Hide your daughters. I'm comin'.
     
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    And your GrandMothers.
     
  10. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Yeah, that 3 seconds will really scare people :drumroll:
     
  11. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    Hey guys, remember this post I made a while back?

    The bastard that robbed my brother-in-law got what's coming to him. His own brother-in-law took an axe and sliced up his arm so badly that he can't use his writing hand ever again due to severe damages. Karma?

    :dunno:
     
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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    holy shit, that is some karma
     
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    That is some weird shit
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  14. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    So, the chop is going good. I really want the 11th grader, more than the 10th. I think I can get the 10 easy, but I heard she has strict parents and shit like that. So I dunno. My friend wants the 10, so Imma back off. The 11 is so sexy tho, still.

    EDIT: Just added the 10 on Facebook....holy fucking shit. Like she is hot to begin with, but her pics are fucking sexy. I'm gettin' on her fo sho.
     
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  15. pegs

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    The stricter the parents, the better the cuddy. I dare you to get a hand job in front of at least one of her parents. DO IT.
     
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    Alright. Hand job in front of the parents it is.
     
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    Pics of her, or it didn't happen.
     
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    I can't take pictures of the hand job, but her I have on her Facebook.
     
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    I'd like both for my portfolio.
     
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    Ahaha, soon my friend.
     

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